Offensive Earth Pony Stuff? · 12:04am Nov 24th, 2015
This is a weird question but...what would sound offensive to an earth pony other than "Mud Pony"? ....something sensible will come from this, I swear
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This is a weird question but...what would sound offensive to an earth pony other than "Mud Pony"? ....something sensible will come from this, I swear
Hmm, not sure. I have read in some that have called them mongrels, and simply laborers.
Um... Talentless Freak? Maybe somepony would say that because Earth Ponies don't have magic or are able to fly.
Also, peasant and mud slinger.
Rainbow Dash called Applejack a "work horse" once, I thought that one was pretty amusing.
Veg-head
Dirt-Muncher
Muddle-(Magic-less pony)
Dirt-dragger
Hoof-dragger...
"You mere common dirt rot! You are not worthy of laying beneath Celestia's sun! Why, you vagabond backroots should all be where you belong, in the soil feeding the trees! Everypony with nary wing nor horn should from birth be flung against the rocks to become the firmament upon which our glorious mountain shall rise over! Every 'earth' creature is no better than a mule with no purpose. Verily, THESE HEATHENS DARE TO HAVE A CUTIE MARK?! STRIP THEM OF THEIR ILL-GOTTEN GLORY AND-"
Huh... My inner evil writer seems to be having problems giving simple slurs... Wow, that's evil stuff... Right, so, ummm... Would horse be bad?
Clods
Mud Suckers
Weed Pulling Simpletons
Dirt Shoed Hicks
Pack Animals/Pack Beasts
Beasts of Burden
Dirt Coats & Sub-Equine
Plain Ponies (pun on "plains" and implies they're nothing special)
Grunt Ponies
Pack Ponies
Earth bounds.
Mud stompers, Ground Pounders, Work Horses...
Or Numbskulls, if you want to get really kudzuhaiku about it.
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3564620 Thanks everyone! Clever writers are cleva
You shall be expecting a little something sometime this week, I should think so!
Thought of one more - Mule Ponies, since "mule" is already used as a derogatory term, and mules don't have any special powers (apart from teleporting to any location where somepony makes a derogatory remark about mules)
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Perhaps something to do with the latest episode?
3566451 Maybe, maybe not
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This will be absolutely glorious. Im waiting eagerly for it.
3566474 Thank you I will do my best!
3566285 Awesome! A new fic pertaining to the latest episode, perhaps?
3566564 All I can say, it's very unsusual
3566580 K.