I'm getting real tired of this shit.

#prayforthekids #bibleonitsway #prayforeveryone #holywater #jesustakethewheel #helpmejesus #handmetheholywater #notsoinnocent #wheretheyallstart #takemetochurch #churchonsundays #kidshows #whatdokidsdoonfreetime #readthebible #bathinholywater #helpmejesus #maygodbewithyou #freeholywater #pray #icandriveandtakeyoutochurch #fanficonlyforbigkids #directionstochurch #asksiriforhelp #hozier

It's one of the things I hate about the internet. I can't reach through it and punch you in the fucking throat when I need to.

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[SPudRum]

#pray4urhealth

[OmniFox]

#Piezooka.

[Reader Review]

#slacktivism

[Journeyman]

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I will punch you in your goddamn hipster soul.

[Reader Review]

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#fightmeIRLm8 XD

[Schismatism]

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ZomZom, is that you?

But yes. Give me back the halcyon days before September - give me back USENET, and the times when the posts ran boundless and free over an infinite expanse of wonder, where things might change regularly, but you could always killfile your racist uncle if you really wanted, and not have to listen to the whinging about coffee cups or the like.

Those days when I had a lawn without all these gorram kids on it. #grumpyoldman