Sneak Peek at Pepe's Chapter in LLAMAS: A DRAMA · 8:08pm Sep 27th, 2015
The big white pegasus glared down at Pinkie Pie with red eyes full of hatred. He pulled his lips into a snarl.
“Watch where you’re going, you annoying little pink freak.”
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a green blur swooped past Pinkie Pie and slammed into the pegasus, with enough momentum to send the giant crashing to the ground. Pepe sneered down at the fallen stallion, standing atop of him. Suddenly, the green packing llama started to speak. Very, very quickly.
“What the buck did you just bucking say about her, you little filly? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Royal Guard. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the buck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my bucking words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the Internet? Think again, bucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Equestria and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re bucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Equestrian Royal Guard and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable flank off the face of the continent, you little filly. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little ‘clever’ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your bucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you Celestia-damned idiot. I will crap fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re bucking dead, kiddo.”
The white pegasus gulped and a trickle of sweat made its way down his brow.
“O-O-Okay… Sorry… Please get off of me now.”
Pepe complied, slipping down to stand beside Pinkie. The white pegasus bolted upright and galloped as fast as he could away from the llama and the mare. Pinkie let out a squeal and wrapped Pepe in a big hug.
“Thanks Pepe! That was really cool!”
Pepe just grinned blankly.
“Send noodz.”
As one wise man once said: TOASTY!
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FFS, SKEL
I'VE HAD ENOUGH FROM DOCC
STOP CAPITALIZING LETTERS AFTER AN ELLIPSE (…) YOU ONLY DO IT WHEN STARTING A NEW SENTENCE, WHICH HAPPENS ABOUT AS OFTEN AS DOCC NOT BEING A DICK
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