• Member Since 9th Jan, 2013
  • offline last seen May 10th, 2021


Short bio? Male, British, 24 years old, Psychology graduate. ATF isn't cancelled, but don't wait around for an update, it'll take a long time (even longer than it already has been, most likely).

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  • 213 weeks
    A Terrifying Figure Emerges from the Darkness

    Hi all. This might be a long post, apologies in advance.

    It's been almost a year since my last update, and just over a year since I had my head smashed in like a watermelon.

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    4 comments · 511 views
  • 264 weeks
    Life Update (TRIGGER WARNING: Spooky Scan of my Skull Included)

    Good news:
    Not working in the night club atm.

    Bad news:

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    15 comments · 577 views
  • 271 weeks
    Why I Haven't Updated Recently - In Bullet Points

    - Moved out
    - Thought I had enough money to cover rent
    - Didn't, because the Student Loan Company are a bunch of retards and pay the largest installment AFTER I finish my tenancy agreement
    - Had to take up whatever job I could find (no experience)
    - Only job I could find is in a night club
    - Only working night shifts, 5 nights a week

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    2 comments · 330 views
  • 280 weeks
    Man's Progress Update

    Man's finished moving out.

    Man might start writing asap, you get me?

    Or man might wait until after Fresher's Week (when he set the deadline for) 'cause he's a fucking mug, init?

    Man needs to stop typing like he thinks he's a roadman; he's a fucking wasteman mate.

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    0 comments · 208 views
  • 291 weeks
    On the EU Referendum

    My jimmies are fucking rustled.


    Really, seriously, 100% from concentrate with no added colours, flavours, or preservatives rustled.

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    8 comments · 220 views

Still Only 80% Done · 2:16am Sep 17th, 2015

10.3k words, still got around another 2-3k minimum left.


- Mike, Mordekaiser es numero uno.

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