300 Followers! · 1:06am Sep 16th, 2015
Okay, 301, but I'm slow at doing things.
Firstly, I must say this feels pretty surreal. When I got to 50 followers, I told myself I did pretty good. Then I said the same thing at 100. Then 200. And now just look at where we are.
Does this mean I get to sit at the big kid's table now? 
No. I think maybe a few more followers until then.
Anyways, I really don't have a lot to say this time around as this kinda came up out of the blue (I wonder--could it have anything to do with that feature of mine that didn't really deserved to be featured?). 
But I jest. I'm more than happy to have finally lost my feature box virginity.
To celebrate this momentous milestone, I think I'm going to watch some ponies and get drunk. Why not? Some of my better received stories were written during hangovers. 
Got a question to ask lightly inebriated naturalbornderpy? Got right ahead. I might even answer it if I remember to check back here in an hour or so.
tl;dr -- Thanks for all the support! And cheers to you all! 
That's a quote from your 100 followers blog post. Was this by accident? Or are you just an unoriginal hack who got three hundred followers by tricking people into thinking he's someone who deserves a five second glance at an occasional blog post?
3395985 Unoriginal hack. One who tried to write dark stories about colorful horses until they realized no one actually read those type of stories and then started writing crappy comedies. It's good that I'm drunk right now, otherwise this might hurt more than I think it does.
So, your name is Derpy but your avatar is Sombra. Is there a story behind that?
I think I will take all the credit
3396108 Hmm. Good question. I based my original user name of off Natural Born Killers, but changed it at the last minute. Derpy might just be my favorite side character, so... there it is.
3396128 Do you love me now? Have I made you happy you sadistic prick?
You deserve more. Your Sombra stories are fantastic.
3396802 Thank you very much for saying so!
Do you have a favorite?
3396852 Regarding Falling Villains
3396185
I will never be satisfied. Get back to work, slave!
Amuse me.
Chop, chop!