Aug
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2015
So hungry right now, I think I might start a Patreon. · 6:41am Aug 24th, 2015
It's all the rage these days, ain't it? Seriously, y'all'd buy me a pizza, right?
I am in no way actually starting a Patreon account, nor do I expect money from you. I am hungry though, that part is 100% true.
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#selling out
#corporate shill
#patreon
#pizza
#hungry moose
#world wildlife fun
#endangered anonymoose
#SaveTheMoose
Not unless you share.
And also not unless that pizza is a pizza ass.
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Only if you contribute to my "gofuckme" campaign.
Edit: King of wit!
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I actually totally would have done it if the price was low enough. Only for you.
Or whatever the equivalent is over there. 
But that other campaign wouldn't have gotten a dime.
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'A cent' would be the equivalent saying, even though one cent coins have been out of circulation since 1992. And seriously, man, pizza is so over priced over here. You'd be looking at about $20 for a single pizza delivered.
And I know that other campaign will forever remain unfunded. Sigh. Can't even get my wife to chip in to that one.
3345091 Is the exchange rate that low? Ouch.
Again, ouch.
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Nah, that's pretty standard for a pizza delivery here in Aus. Our prices on everything are fucktonnes higher than what you guys in the US pay. Though admittedly our annual incomes are higher than yours too. I guess it is easier to spread the wealth when we have only a few million more people than your state alone.