Almost Ready · 4:12am Jul 27th, 2015
Ok Discord, you write this one. I'm going to go somewhere else that's not here.
Oh, really? You expect moi to write your blog posts? I am but a humble assistant. To forever be the eighth best in all of the lands. I am no writer.
Shut the fuck up and start writing.
Hmmpf. Well, you leave me no choice. I shall write a masterpiece that will be read and admired forever and always. But anyways, I suppose I should write what he wants me to write.
Let's see, I'll have my handy dandy pocket Twilight write me up a checklist of things I need to say.
Wah! Discord! Put me back, I was right at the brink of a scientific breakthrough!
Oh, please Twilight. Don't worry your little green head-
It's lavender.
-about your science things. I have it all taken care of. You'll know what I mean when you get back... But either way, I'm so glad you could make it here today! Oh, don't give that look Purple Smart, I know how much you love hanging out with me. But as I was saying, I need you to write me a checklist.
Uggh. What do you want me to write?
Well let's see... So there was some stuff about robot unicorns from the future, anamorphic cheese wheels, and ah here we are. So our lovely mod was hoping to say that she is a few days away getting to the next chapter of Am I the Nightmare? She has been very 'busy' and is trying to come up with the whole storyline first. If you ask me, the mod hasn't been doing anything except for extorting other ponies like any good Samaritan. Hmm... Oh yes! And her stupid story called The Hub is finished. So go read that or something. I can guarantee that it is at least better than 64 percent of other stories on the site. No refunds. Any questions?
You had a checklist already?! Why did you need me?! I think I'm going to send a letter to Celestia detailing various magical torture techniques for draconequus! Heheh... You're going to have so much fun! I know, right? Well, let's get started right away. I'll see you in a few days Discord!
