• Member Since 19th Jul, 2012
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GorisTheDeathclaw


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  • 592 weeks
    350 FOLLOWERS

    WOW

    I have 350 followers now - that's like half the population of the entire world!

    To celebrate, let's have an ALL-NIGHT PARTY-NIGHT RAVE-EXTRAORDINAIRE THAT TAKES FOREVER TO LOAD

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    8 comments · 1,041 views
  • 595 weeks
    AND THE BIRDS AND THE SUN WAS ALMOST DOWN FROM THE TOP OF THE SKY

    I know this video is REALLY old news and everyone already saw this years ago, but I felt like making a new blog post to bump that DEPRESSING PREVIOUS BLOG POST off my profile page, so have this FILLER BLOG POST WITH A VIDEO THAT YOU HAVE ALMOST DEFINITELY ALREADY SEEN 9000 TIMES AND ARE PROBABLY SICK OF

    24 comments · 576 views
  • 596 weeks
    THE WORST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ANYONE EVER

    Okay, BIG NEWS: I have decided the only thing I can do now is LITERALLY KILL MYSELF

    Basically I forgot to delete my history and my parents and brother found my FiMFiction account. I walked in to all 3 of them gathered around the PC screen. Upon closer inspection, I noticed they were on this site, reading one of my stories (the Spitfire one).

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    55 comments · 762 views
  • 601 weeks
    300 FOLLOWERS

    Because I am a retard, I completely failed to notice that my follower count has ROLLED PAST 300. It's on 303 right now.

    Which means it's time for the 300 FOLLOWERS MOVIE NIGHT ALL-NIGHT RAVE BONANZA DREAMCAST PARTY MARATHON.

    Or, alternatively, I'll just use this blog post say "Thanks for following me" to all 303 of you.

    Oh, and here's a THANKYOU VIDEO THAT ISN'T EVEN MADE BY ME

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    13 comments · 574 views
Jul
26th
2012

50 followers · 4:44pm Jul 26th, 2012

So... at the time of writing this blog post, I have 52 followers. Or people "watching" me. Followers sounds better.

So, to thank all my followers for being the world's COOLEST PEOPLE, here's a thank you gif.

So... yeah. If you're a follower, thanks. ;D If you're not, I've dispatched numerous highly trained hitmen to your location.

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Comments ( 24 )

Your welcome.:twilightsmile:

YES!
keep making your stuff mon, I will keep liking it and every so and so get it faved!
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!

I fucking love this guy.

That gif.....it's awesome.


Also, the pleasure is all mine.

251966 For one, your sense of humour is epic. I'm happy i won't have highly trained hitman at my doorstep. And you used a spongebob gif :#

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I think we've started a highly confusing love triangle... I'm not sure who's replying to who :applejackconfused:

252274 /)_- looks like a fucked up......

252540 What is your best trollface?

I'm another one of the last fifty five people in the world that will be spared. Goodbye, family. :ajsleepy:

Hey Goris, I'm following you and you accidentally dispatched a hitman to my location.

He's dead now, he managed to get past the laser grid but I put a bullet through his skull.

I'll buy you a six pack of Bud to make up for it, but you should really check your middleman so you don't lose anymore guys.

255880 How many Legendary Craftsman Dwarves did it take to make a laser grid? And how many Legendary Weaponsmiths for a gun?

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Too many my friend, too many. :derpyderp1:

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I am super-sorry for the mishap with the hitman. :ajsleepy: Allow me to assure you that it will never happen again.

(Note to self: must hire more skilled hitmen to steal laser grid technology)

*checks three days later*

82! HOLY FUCK BERRIES.
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A trained hitman just came through my window, I beat the living shit out of him and now his corpse hangs outside your home by a rope made of his skin.

EDIT 5 minutes later: Fucking hell how many did you send out, had to pull out my revolver.

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I really need to find better hitmen. :coolphoto:

258271 Don't worry, I'm the internet badass persona. Hitman have no chance against me, FOR I AM THE PROTAGONIST! :pinkiehappy:

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