My fellow americans.... · 4:15pm Jul 4th, 2015
Despite the current unrest in our fair nation due to certain pieces of regional heritage and recent judicial rulings, we call take solace that despite this there is one thing that all Americans enjoy as much as a hotdog and apple pie with a nice cold Nuka-Cola. my fellow americans, that one thing is blowing shit up
the primordial adrenaline rush of explosions is just plain exhilarating wheather it be a plasma grenade or a tin bomb, shit blowing up is just plain awesome no matter what way you show it
When the night rolls along today, get outside and do your patriotic duty and blow some shit up.
You better or we'll find you
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3205700
I think its time to annex Canada now
3205706 You can try. We'll kick your fannies back to Washington again. Then send you maple syrup to dab on your boo-boos to go with your Mommy Kisses.
I'm more of a sunrise sarsaparilla fan.
3205706 Wait...
I thought we already did.
didn't you hear me?
There are only two countries in this world,
Texas, and everywhere else.
USA! USA! USA!
3205788 (annexes Canada)
3208042 *gives him the day, to be nice and polite, then kicks his flank back to Washington*
3208889
Be nice you two
3209860 I was nice. I waited a whole 12 hours to kick him out. Scouts Honour.
3210173 (gets all of America to annex Canada)
3210734 *bops them on the nose with a rolled up newspaper and sends them back again.)