Light vs Sonic lyrics, cause raisins.

Old Sonic was hopping around, Video games like a big playground.
When suddenly Light jumped from the shade, and hit him with a big grenade.
Sonic got pissed and began to attack, but didn't expect to get blocked by hacks. Who proceeded to open a can of hack fu. When Amy came out from the blue. And she started beating up all of the hacks. But they all got flattened by the Light mobile.
But before it could make it back to the Light cave, mother**king Snake hopped out from a grave. And took an Ak-47 out from under his hat and blew light away with a rat-a-tat-tat. But he ran out of bullets and he ran away, because DeAndrea Prime came to save the day!

CHORUS:

This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate gamery!
reviewers, hedgehogs and explosions, as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be?
It is the ultimate showdown, of Ultimate Gamery!

Verse 2:
Sonic took bite out of Deandrea Prime. Like the batman took a bite out of crime.
And then the hacks came back, covered in a tire track. but Liu Kang jumped out and landed on their backs.
And Light was injured and trying to get steady, when mother**king Snake came back with a machete. But suddenly something caught his and he tripped the Tomb Raider to him out with her whip, Then she saw Sonic sneaking up from behind, and she reached for her guns which she just couldn't find. 'Cause Light stole them and he shot and he missed. And Liu Kang deflected it with his fist. Then he jumped in the and did somersault while mother**king Snake tried to pole vault onto Deandrea prime, but they collided in the air. Then they both got hit by a Luigi death stare!

CHORUS

Verse Three:
Geeks sang out, in relief, as down from space, came Master Chief.
Who delivered a kick, that could shatter invaders, into the crotch of the Tomb Raider.
Who fell over, writhing in pain. As Snake turned into a box.
But Chief saw through, his clever disguise, As he threw a grenade in-between his thighs.
Then Mario the red and Luigi the green and "Mass Effect's" Commander Shepard. Andrew Ryan and Frank Fontaine and Tanenbaum and Sonya Blade. Deadpool, Amanda Keyes, Lord Dagon, and Slenderman. Nightwolf, Raiden, every single Castle Crasher. Link and Zelda, Midna, Kirby, Samus Aran, and Donky Kong. All came out of nowhere lighting fast and kicked Chief in his Spaceboy ass.
It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw, with gamers looking on with total awe.

And the fight raged on for a century many lives were claimed but eventually the champion stood, the rest saw their better. Agent 47 in a bloodstained sweater.

This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate gamer!
Reviewers, hedgehogs and explosions, as far as the eye could see,
and only one will survive I wonder who it will be?
This is the ultimate showdown. (Ultimate Showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown. (Ultimate Showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown, of Ultimate Gamery!

. . . The f**k did I waste my afternoon on?

(Fun fact: Deandrea Prime is Light's brother.)

Also, see if you can guess every game I refrenced.

Comments

[LightOfTriumph]

..... It's... It's just so beautiful.

[Paradox Theory]

3201359 Thx!

[There At The Close]

Yeah, Ok.
I can rave to this.

[Remmy4warlord]

I did not catch all of those references :/

[Paradox Theory]

3214440 Pretty much all I did was name video game characters. Sonic the Hedgehog. Snake from Metal Gear Solid.
Master Chief from Halo. Tons of Nintendo characters. And a few others.