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Jun
21st
2015

Stories and stuff · 12:55am Jun 21st, 2015

I made this:

Spike, being the good little slave that he is, was busy as usual pointless reshelving books for Twilight Sparkle. As he put Gadding with Ghouls beside Travels with Trolls on the dedicated Goldenrod Clopheart shelf, Spike had a sudden burst of intelligence and wondered just why he was doing all of this.

I may or may not expand dong on this in the future. The future is not now.


I want someone to make Lauren Faust's Rainbow Six, koz that'd be awesome. Note: I just like the name. I dunno what Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six is aboot.


How aboot a story named 'Winter Fap-Up', in which the ponies do sexy things in (and with) the cold snow? (°͡° ͜°͡°)

During this, Twilight Sparkle exploits time travel to hav a twosome with herself. Unfortunately, they both forget to pack Severus Snape's patented Snape Tape™ for bondage time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ ), and hence must engage in angry coitus. Note: they can't just make some with their ridiculously unfairly high magic level, since that'd be illegal (damn patents!).

Also, since Extra Virgin Olive Oil exists, they gotta use Extra Slut Olive Oil as lube ᕕ(°͡° ͜ᐛ°͡°)ᕗ


Incomplete list of stories I hav not bothered finishing:
Twilight Sparkle And The Brawndo Fountain
Nicolas Cage Bones A Pony
Twilight Sparkle Ties Her Shoes
Twilight Sparkle puts a BONK on it!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in Equestria
The Book Of Sparkle
Edge In Equestria
Twilight Sparkle Gets Ebola
Kim Jong-un in Equestria

I even made some cover pics:


In conclusion:

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Comments ( 5 )

Extra virgin olive oil? More like worn out, shuddering mess olive oil amirite?

please write all of your story ideas

zel

I love portals

I want someone to make Lauren Faust's Rainbow Six, koz that'd be awesome. Note: I just like the name. I dunno what Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six is aboot.

It's a first-person shooter of squad tactics combat. Google Adwords keeps sending me ads for it. Because "Rainbow" and "Six".

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