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Many of you likely already know, but my former editor and damned good friend Josh, lost his fight against cancer.
So, umm, hi all.
Long time no really speak. Just going to say O am back here as anonymous, I am going to try and find joy in my life again.
I have tagged Fragile Wings as a story, because it is kind of relevant to my life right now.
Not entirely, but enough to have made me remember this story I wrote some 9 years ago, I think.
Probably going to be the only thing for like... ever again. Unless I get around to doing a few more of my own stories. This one just tickled me.
Inspired by Shakespearicles Starlight Fixes Anything, I am working on an anthology style fic of my own:
I am starting to wonder if I should bump the maturity rating up to mature.
If it isn't mature, I am probably pushing the boundaries of it.
I mean, seriously… underwear… socks…
SCENTS.
Seriously? Lol.
My daughter loves her Luna plushie from Aunty Kira, but I don't know what kind of thing Build-a-bear are pushing. Maybe it isn't the public forcing Shining Armor to hump every mare in the store.
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Having worked at one of those awful places, I can attest it is not the public forcing Shiny to hump every mare in the store. Also, 'Forcing' ? XD
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Shining Armor takes monogamy very seriously. Unless she is a changeling in disguise as his wife, then he can tap that shit without guilt.
I'm sorry, but the creepiest thing on that list is heartbeats. That's like, horror movie fodder.
Gotta accessorise
This would be extremely funny if Build-a-Bear Workshop wasn't a store kids frequented.
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I know, right?
Ehh, maybe it is more innocent than I think, and it is just the brony fandom that has ruined my brain.
But seriously? Socks and underpants? That… I just. Wat?
3158618 Well, I mean... Barbies have socks and underpants too, but they're humans and typically wear clothes. It was probably meant as innocent. After all, the bears have all sorts of accessories, underwear included, I believe. It was most likely meant as a fun way for kids to be able to interact with their stuffies. As adult bronies who read and write clop, we're most definitely going to have a more... perverted, for lack of a better term, outlook on this than the developers of Build-a-Bear. What's not funny in the presence of children is having Shining Armor humping every mare in the store...
What the actual fuck?
I just spit/spilled my hot chamomile tea on myself...
And even the burns cannot even...
3158618 I'll jump to their defense with one sentence and beat them into the ground with the next:
1. Thigh-highs, underwear & the like is actually pretty common on dolls and plushies (Trust me, my sister collects a fuckton of dolls and plushies, ranging from small normal ones to life-sized pokémon and Hello Kitty. She's twenty.), so chances are that the fandom ruined your mind.
2. If the picture is a representation of how the plushie will look, errr.... Yeah no gtfo.