Jun
9th
2015
EPIC Cringe. · 10:51pm Jun 9th, 2015
Okay... This is probably old news to some of you, maybe even most of you. But I just recently found out that some guy married a Twilight Sparkle plushie, and that he's convinced that it's the real Twilight. He's (apparently) tried to sue artists who draw NSFW images of Twilight, and he thinks anyone who speaks out against him is a troll. Also, he apparently also takes the thing on dates, tries to feed it, and even tries to have SEX with it.
Um...
Well...
All I have to say on the subject is WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK. I'VE OFFICIALLY LOST ALL FAITH IN HUMANITY.
Sorry, I just had to get that out because my mind has been blown, and not in a good way.
And that is all.
-Mudraynebow
people are strange
I find some ponies hot and all, but that story is seriously the weirdest I have ever heard. Was this in Florida? It wouldn't surprise me if it was. I hate playing that card, but Florida has some of the weirdest laws ever and some of the stupidest people out there. Only in Florida can it be said that a law exists that says it is illegal to sell your children and banning smart phones in internet cafes..... but whatever.... Point is, internet is weirder
But yeah, that story was weird and makes me feel weird for liking some ponies
3135763
I don't know where it was... All I'm saying is that I hope I never meet this guy in real life.
Probably was Florida, though.
3135645
It's not strange, it's downright disgusting