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52 weeks
It's late

But my brain isn't quiet. I'm stoned out of my goddamn gourd. Don't worry, it is just my usual regimen of drugs. That's how I spent a lot of my time now. Wasted. Doesn't really help with the pain much, but makes it a bit more tolerable. All of my drugs cost over 5 grand a month. That's what it takes to keep me going. I'm in somewhat better shape because of all of it, and there's a few bright
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Cyborgification is potentially a-go

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91 weeks
Today, life changes forever.

It's been a long, long road to get to this point. A big thank you to everyone who has been with me during this journey.
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92 weeks
Big changes are happening

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115 weeks
I suppose it is time for an update

Been meaning to this, and I've become the King of Pro-Crasty Nation. I kept wanting to report, but there was nothing to report, no good news at all, so I just... didn't. Sorry. Went a bit silent on my end. It just sorta happened.
I finally got a lawyer willing to take up my case. After that, things started happening.
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Jun

3rd

2015

Bonk · 1:10am Jun 3rd, 2015

Bonk. Bonk bonk bonk, bonk bonk, bonk bonk bonk bonk?

I wrote a very silly story. It goes bonk. I guessing that there will be a demand for a sequel or to have the story expanded. All I can to this is, 'bonk.'

In this story, Star Swirl the Bearded and Clover go BONK! with one another and there are drastic consequences of the bonk variety for having a BONK! out of wedlock.

The most horrible part of all of this is, this story is canon within the Chase-Verse.

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