Previous Blog Explained · 2:17am May 21st, 2015
First off, you is collective for the general public of America, and I apologise in advance if offence is taken.
If you didn't read my previous blog, I would advise you to, other wise this will not make a scrap of sense.
And yes, I did write it myself.
This isn't to judge America, I feel pity for the Yanks.
Right;
The title translates: Smile America.
The Monkey - The Monkey is representative of China and their economical government.
The Monkey's eyes - The Monkeys eyes are representative of their close observation of Americas economy.
You wave a rag - The American flag.
You covert the rag. You know only of the rag - The flag, consisting of the red and white beasts, is what you hear and see.
You see it as a "glorious symbol of your glorious nation".
In his left hand, the Earth - This shows that China has the Earth completely in its grasp economically.
In his right hand, Death - This means that if China were to declare war, we wouldn't stand chance. Chinas army is three times the entire population of Australia.
You smile - This is representative of the naivety and ignorance of America towards the rest of the world and what is join on to their economy and who is controlling them.
You don't know what you're doing - You are seemingly unaware that you are selling your economy.
You can see - The evidence is right in front of you, but you don't think about it.
You ask for blessing. You ask in song - God Bless America.
You receive curses - The rest of the world feels no need to commend America, quite the opposite.
The Monkey, his name on everything - those little Made In China marks and stickers on nearly everything you purchase in day to day existence.
Everything you own, he owns - China makes a ton of money out of you.
Franklin - Benjamin Franklin, his portrait is on your one hundred dollar notes.
Linen and cotton - What your money is made of.
You burn with him. No pain - as you waste money, you are ruining yourselves, but you don't know it.
You fuel it with linen and cotton - You throw money into taxes, it goes to waste at the hands of the Government.
Fifty Stars blaze the blue sky - The fifty stars in front of the blue patch on the American Flag.
They fall - The gradual decline of Americas power through your ignorance and greed.
One by one they fall on you - You bear the brunt of punishment from the decline of your nation.
Seven Red Beasts - The seven red stripes on your flag. They represent the government and your Army.
"More! More! Bigger!" - The government constantly demanding more of the public.
In their right hands, the power to destroy worlds - Your supply of Nuclear Weapons, powerful enough to destroy the planet.
In their left hands, chains - The chains of restraint for major warfare.
Clad in amour of zinc, nickel and copper - The defence fore, built on the biggest waste of money in history. Zinc, copper and nickel are what your coins are made of.
Six white beasts - Your media, the worlds greatest influence tool.
On thrones of pure gold - The wealth and greed of the media.
With robes of linen and cotton - They use their immense wealth for their own gain.
They smile their smile of captivating beauty - The media has your attention 24-7. They cause you to listen.
You love it - The media is full of so much rubbish and lack of censorship, but on top of that are the things you enjoy.
More linen, more cotton - You continuously feed the flames of your nations destruction.
This isn't meant to be judgemental, I just pity the people of America.
The people of america have no control of the government that is forcing them to do terrible things.
Where are you from?
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Australia.
3084456 You'd be surprised just how many aussies there are on this site.
[Insert upside down joke here.]
3084463
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Insert lack of amusement here.
3084463
I'm joking. I personally find them quite funny myself.
And you guys have one of the coolest cars only available to aussies. The Vauxhall Maloo.
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Very true. And they can handle better than a brick. (how 99% of the vintage American cars handles)
3084474 Not true. You just have to know how to drive them.
No, actually. While the US's nuclear arsenal could certainly wipe out most if not all life on Earth if used by the wrong people, the bombs couldn't actually destroy the planet.
In the US, it tends to be the opposite: We have too damn much censorship. You can't get away with any form of violence or witty jokes without censors screaming at you and people forming boycott groups.
I appreciate that.
Even as a capitalist, even I think the government demands far, FAR too much money when they have none to spend.
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1. Life is the essence of the planet.
2. I would hate to see your definition of a lack of censorship.
3. They certainly do.
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1. I was referring to the actual planet, the crust, core and such.
2. Showing things like "Where The Dead Go To Die" on Disney Channel would probably best describe my vision of no censorship. Censorship has its place, but they try too hard in the states.
3084492 Derpy was cencored for being cute and funny.
3084492
Mate, comparatively speaking, America has very little censorship.
And I wasn't referring to the firmament itself, but I understand your confusion.
3084500 Good point.
3084486 ^^^
3084501 Fair enough, the US hasn't banned GTA 5 because of soccer moms like Australia has. Have a great night!
3084501 If your talking about censorship in the news, they don't censor the real news, they completely change the story so it looks like the civilians are all going crazy and the government is being peaceful.
Same thing happened in Germany in the 1930s and look how that turned out.
3084510 That wasn't moms, that was some kind of live action tumblr monster some times called feminists. Which I didn't know existed out side of the internet.
3084500
Very true. Very true.
3084510
You too. By the by, what are soccer Mums? And they didn't ban it. It was the governments idea.
3084524 Actually, feminists from tumblr got it banned. Because its a women beating simulator.
3084524 Ah, soccer moms or mums are basically the type of people that want their children to be absolutely perfect, never losing their innocence and spending their entire lives making the parents look good. Also, I thought the whole thing was brought on by a bunch of activists demanding that Target stop selling it in Australia, but I might just be confusing two cases.
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Well, no they didn't. The government gave it a go first. They were all for it.
3084530
The feminists merely contributed.
3084518 No, there's a difference between feminists that want actual equality of the sexes and Femanazis, the kind of people that want females to have more rights than men.
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I think you are. Still, may the soccer Mum's heads be struck from their shoulders.
3084541 Oh, I just remembered that soccer is football everywhere except the states. So I guess they'd be called football mums.
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The bottom line is, feminists are not wanted. Men are superior.
3084542
We call it both. We call AFL footy.
3084543 I hope this is a joke. It's a joke, right?
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What's a joke?
3084552 The "men are superior" comment.
3084550 Alpha! YES.
3084557
That was a joke. Are you a female?
3084559 Nah, I'm a guy. I'm just the kind of guy who puts personality and morals above everything else when judging a person. Glad we cleared that up.
3084563
Yep.
3084564 So... what did you think of this comment?
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3084565
Which one?
3084573 The one that included this:
3084578
Oh. I think that he was being very narrow minded. But it was rather amusing.
3084586 I didn't think he was narrow minded at all, but to each their own.
3084595
Indeed.
A'right.
3084724
Oy, that's mine.
3084726 "Well it's mine now, thank you very much" said tap with a laugh.
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