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TheVClaw


I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

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May
18th
2015

My AMA Answers for 2015 · 2:46am May 18th, 2015

Well, it's been 24 hours, so here are the answers to my 2 Year Anniversary AMA!

So how's it been?
In one word

Sexy :duck:

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the Moon?

Well, it obviously depends whether or not the banana speedo is properly put on the guiding goat. Of not, it's more than enough to fill a fire truck. If it is on, then it's less. Simple as that.

Have you ever played Kerbal Space Program? If so, what are your thoughts on it?

I haven't had the chance to play it yet, but I think it's an awesome game concept. Honestly, I've become more of a casual gamer nowadays, but I love GTA5.

Favorite band?

Well, the band I've loved the longest is KISS, hands down. But I also love artists like AC/DC, Wolfmother, Muse, Josh Groban, Billy Joel, The Doors, Misfits, The Beatles, Panic! At the Disco, and basically any band or genre that can catch my interest. I have over 30,000 songs on my computer, so listing all of my favorite bands/genres would take forever. I've also been enjoying recent stuff like Marina and the Diamonds and Taylor Swift (shut up, I like her).

What about least favorite band?

Insane Clown Posse

And finally, how the hell are ya?

I've been feeling Hella Good, so let's just keep on dancing!

What pizza would you have for your wedding?

Deep dish meat-lover's, with pretzel crust.

How do you plan your updates or are they random?

Usually random. Sorry if my stuff is inconsistently released at times. It just gets difficult to try to write sometimes.

Do you plan on doing anymore private moments?

Absolutely! I have part of chapter five written out right now, but it's been tricky balancing out the story and the sex scenes. It's gonna go into detail about the couple going from a bed to a nest, so there's a lot of story between the two big scenes~

Congrats! You deserve it. :twilightsmile:

Thanks, Bad Seed! You're awesome!

Will brushed away private moments have any fetishes?

I've considered adding more musk play (and maybe some paw stuff too :trixieshiftright: ), but right now they're just ideas. I might add more fetishy stuff, but I don't want to throw off anyone with anything too squeemish.

maybe diapers? wink wink jeje

Who is the "man" in the relationship Gilda the griffon or Rainbow Dash?

Okay,
1.) Are they a couple?
2.) If they were, isn't the fact that it's a lesbian relationship make it so that there's no "Man"? I mean, isn't that the point of lesbianism?
3.) It depends who has the strap-on :duck:

Are you a furry?

What is the name of the diamond dog in your Brushed Away story and can you give us a short back-story?

Her name is Gold Digger, and was a fan of Talon Ripper when she met Blade. Of course, she was planning to boink him and get "pregnant" as a way to trap him, but Jonas put a stop to it. Thinking that Jonas was the one with the money to exploit, she left Blade pretty quick when she saw there was no getting to him.

So, how does it feel to be such an awesome author?

Pretty good! Thanks. :pinkiesmile:

And do you have an additional stories planned?

Yes I do! After I finish Brushed Away 2 (which is about 80% finished by now), I'm going to write a new crackship involving Gilda!! I mentioned it in my previous AMA last year, but I'm finally gonna go through with it after finishing BA2.

If Nala from the lion king and twilight sparkle were having sex would that be yiffing or clopping?

Neither. It would be Sexy.


Okay, guys! Thanks so much for your answers! I hope to get chapter 37 uploaded soon, so sit tight! Also, as a reminder, next week is Midwest Brony Fest, which I am attending! If you or anyone you know is going, let me know! I'd love to meet some new friends while I'm up in Kansas City from the 21st to the 24th.

See ya!

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Comments ( 6 )

I can respect your answers to my favorite band question. You ever heard anything by Breaking Benjamin? They're probably my fav band and with what you seem to like I figure they might be right up your alley.

I've heard Breaking Benjamin before, and I think they're pretty good. I'm also into bands like Seether and Killswitch Engage.

-Mexican accent-
You insulted my fetish pendejo,
Prepare to die

so listing all of my favorite bangs/genres would take forever.

damn lissening to all my favorite bangs would take forever too :trollestia:

that was bad please dont hate me

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