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TheJediMasterEd


The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

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  • 2 weeks
    Bot accounts not being deleted

    I realize mods have real lives so sometimes they can't check a horsewords site every day, but bot posts have been proliferating and they don't seem to have been taken down starting about three days ago.

    I keep trying to find the right forum fir this and I'm always getting told it's the wrong one, so I'll post this here and maybe someone who sees it will ping the mods.

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  • 7 weeks
    You can't stay, no you can't stay...

    How's it feel when there's
    Time to remember?
    Branches bare like the
    Trees in November...

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  • 16 weeks
    Quite ugly one morning

    Don't the sky look funny?
    Don't it look kinda chewed-on, like?
    Don't you feel like runnin'
    Don't you feel like runnin'
    From the Dawn's early light?

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  • 16 weeks
    Like takin' a trip through a citrus mountain

    With SpongeBob SquarePants as the voice of Charles Nelson Reilly

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  • 20 weeks
    Christmas 2023 be like

    Dracula playing poker with Santa.

    Says it all, really...

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May
6th
2015

Mood Piece · 1:21am May 6th, 2015

Wanted to give a little signal boost to Present Perfect's Party Animal, mainly for its evocation of mood. I know a lot of stories are intended as mood pieces but in this one the mood is actually a character, and a fully-rounded one at that. If it were a credited role it'd be played by James Gandolfini: towering, lowering, froward--but not unsympathetic.

Plus it answers the vital question: what are nuns like in Equestria? Now I'm imagining Sister Henroost admonishing Snips and Snails: "Get out! And don't come back--until you've redeemed yourselves."

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Comments ( 1 )

Don't think I've read that one of his. I'll check it out. And you know, I've never actually seen Blues Brothers all the way, only ever bits and pieces.

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