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Turnabout Review Discussion · 1:00am May 3rd, 2015
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The Cynical Brony
"(The Cynical Brony would get arrested for) Complaining about other people's opinions in a coffee shop and ending up slapping the shit out of someone. 
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That's me! I'm one of the people who that is!
I do what I want.
3038830 OBJECTION! Oh wait, you are.
3038833 Okay...
3038842 c:
I actually crawled out of my hermit hole for once. Miracles abound.
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Okay, we ready?
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Okay, quick run down before we start:
Theigi be the defense, doing everything he/she can to prove that the defendant (Equestria Girls) is good.
I'll be the prosecution, doing everything in my power to have it decided bad.
The judge, who is neutral, will be LightOfTriumph, deciding who makes the stronger case.
At any point in the review, we can object to any other person's discussions to get more evidence, point out a contradiction, extend the length of your argument, or simply make a comment. You have to type in all caps, "OBJECTION!" for it to count.
3038852 I wuz the turkey ALL ALONG!
Yeah. I'm ready. Any ideas on who's page blog should be on?
I'm ready... I assume!
3038865 Also, you guys realize this is mostly setup, right? I was planning on publishing this around May 6th?
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We'll do it here first, and then each of us will copy and paste the discussion into our own blogs. Agreed?
3038886 I spose. I had an idea for the intro.
3038885 Well, doesn't mean we can't do it here and now! You can wait until May 6th if you'd like.
3038891 Okay, let's hear it! Though I made one promise...
3038886 Sounds good.
hi
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... No.
3038895 Okay, as soon as Light replies, we'll begin.
3038892 Here's my intro idea.
3038947 Haha. You've captured my bland grumpness perfectly with one line.
3038947 Hmm... good idea, but I don't think I'd be that pissed off.
Hmm... well, as someone who hates it, you'll need me for a review!
Also, how does one neck ruffle?
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I dunno. Ask Edgeworth.
We start out with Twilight moving to Canterlot... For all of one episode.
Should I just grab some popcorn and relax over here orrr...?
3038966 OBJECTION! We still have to make our opening statements!
3038974 No, we're going full swing!
3038976 Right! Sorry! I'm good! I know how to judge things...
3038974, you start!
Opening statements, huh? Sunset Shimmer's leather jacket is rad and without EqG we would've never seen it. We done here? Is this the part where I win the cruise, or...?
3038981 Of course, your honor.
3038985 OBJECTION! That is your opening defense? This will be the easiest trial I've ever seen!
My opening statements:
Ponies. We all love them. They're cute, cuddly, and are firmly away from our own detestable species. At least, that was the case until the abomination that was Equestria Girls committed the ultimate crime: Making ponies, creatures impossible to hate, and put them in a despicable world where they don't belong!
3038985 This guy... This guy I like.
3038976 Your turn.
3038995 OBJECTION! I already did!
3038992 Overruled on the grounds of hilarious.
Should we start the movie now?
3039004 HOLD IT! I need to get Netflix working...
3038992 OBJECTION! When ponies are capable of flying and sitting on clouds, is there really any such thing as "a place where they don't belong"?
EqG was what it was, a concrete personification of what many of us pony fans were imagining in the first place... Namely, "What horrible crap would Twilight Sparkle wear if she were to put on human clothing?"
3039009 Actually, it may be best for it's to pick this up in like, half an hour. I need to get to a TV...
3038995 OBJECTION... I'm a girl.
3039014 OBJECTION! Yes. They don't belong in the human world, 'tis far too evil. And I'll get to the clothes soon enough...
3039015 HOLD IT! You don't have a Netflix account? I'm willing to wait, but how far are you from a TV?
3039018 Yeah!
3038995 TAKE THAT!
3039019 I have a netflix account, I'm finishing up work right now. I just need to get home.
I'm on my phone.
3039018 Nice to meet you!
I guess I can wait, but we're going rather slow, though.
3039026 You can access Netflix on your phone! I'm sure your boss won't mind you watching My Little Pony on shift!
3039026 Haha. Likewise.
3039029 OBJECTION! I have nothing to object to, so I must object about that!
3039033 Yeah. I'll see you guys at 10:45
3039019 OBJECTION! Our world is evil than Equestria? Are we talking about the same pony world where hoards of shapeshifting, chaos enducing, magic and energy-thieves roam the lands, raffling off which pony kingdom they're going to torment next? The EqG universe has been FAR more tame than Equestria's near weekly world-ending crises. I mean, I know high school sucks, but come on!
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3038835 OBJECTION! I'm most likely the only one here who beat all the Phoenix Wright games! TAKE THAT! Just thought I'd...y'know...point that out...
3039045 OBJECTION! The hundreds of murders, rapes, and wars of our world far overshadow the occasional demon in Equestria.
3039058 OBJECTION! Your cameo comes later!
3039065 Oh...alrighty then...I'll just go back to my riff....
3039061 OBJECTION! I'm pretty sure a gigantic, power-sucking demon is something our world isn't prepared for either. If Sunset Shimmer had popped off with her demon rampage in Equestria, I'm sure there would have been at least 10 ponies ready and able to take her down. As a matter of fact, they had to send someone from Equestria to save the human world from some over the top Equestrian frikkery, because it probably proved just too much for "mere humans" to handle and understand by themselves.