Damnit! · 12:15am Apr 27th, 2015
I feel like shit. I made a promise, and I haven't upheld it, and now I'm mentally committing suicide. So, I don't know how long ago it was that I promised to get this story back up and running... But it's been fucking forever. I started on the next chapter and then... I just kinda forgot. Wait! Wait! Before you shoot me, here! Use this gun instead, it'll make a bigger mess!
I'll get it done...
Maybe...
Possibly...
Also, I'm going to get my testicles checked! They're abnormally swollen and painful! There's my excuse! Pain in me testikleez!
Sounds like you've got a bad case of writer's blue balls. Jerk off while writing something, that should fix it.
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I'm not sure which is more sad;
The fact that I tried it, or the fact that it worked!
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I'm not sure which I find more disturbing;
The fact that you tried it, or the fact that it worked!