• Member Since 14th Mar, 2014
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Stradinius


This is a bio...it is short! Too short? Too bad!

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  • 234 weeks
    Empty Promises

    This is long. I understand if you don't want to read it.

    I keep doing it.

    I've made 18 posts, all of which I'm pretty sure I said something about bettering my writing and making myself better.

    And no progress has been made. I haven't touched this keyboard creatively in over 2 years now.

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  • 350 weeks
    For any of you who have stuck around for some reason...

    Well, I'm done with school. I actually have time to do things that I want to do.

    I took about 10 minutes to go through When A Story Becomes a Tale, and I realized something really important about my writing.

    It's absolute shit.

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    0 comments · 271 views
  • 374 weeks
    Hey, what do you know.

    I actually showed up again. Huh.

    Gonna keep this short and simple. I lost all my planning notes for "When a story becomes a tale..." so it's going on a major hiatus while I REPLAN THE WHOLE DAMN THING.

    Pardon the outburst.

    A different story is in the works now. I'm sorry if (for some odd reason) you wanted more of WASBAT. That's what I'm going to call it from now on.

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    0 comments · 218 views
  • 417 weeks
    Apology.

    Alright, so this is awkward...

    Hi everyone! I'm not dead. For the twelve of you who follow me, this is great news! It also doesn't mean anything.

    My absence can be attributed to a few things: School, life, video games, and spiraling depression.

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    0 comments · 276 views
  • 442 weeks
    Greetings, subjects! I am not the dead!

    Well, this is awkward...

    So, if I'm not a complete failure at life, and am actually capable of making friends, some of you may want to know where the hell I disappeared to. Well, here to answer that is none other than... Me!

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Apr
27th
2015

Damnit! · 12:15am Apr 27th, 2015

I feel like shit. I made a promise, and I haven't upheld it, and now I'm mentally committing suicide. So, I don't know how long ago it was that I promised to get this story back up and running... But it's been fucking forever. I started on the next chapter and then... I just kinda forgot. Wait! Wait! Before you shoot me, here! Use this gun instead, it'll make a bigger mess!

I'll get it done...
Maybe...
Possibly...
Also, I'm going to get my testicles checked! They're abnormally swollen and painful! There's my excuse! Pain in me testikleez!

Comments ( 3 )

Sounds like you've got a bad case of writer's blue balls. Jerk off while writing something, that should fix it.

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I'm not sure which is more sad;
The fact that I tried it, or the fact that it worked!

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I'm not sure which I find more disturbing;
The fact that you tried it, or the fact that it worked!

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