Well, that was productive · 5:47am Apr 12th, 2015
Ah think so anyway. But Ah'm making an effort to write more, so there isn't another huge gap.
So started working on JHA's next chapter, and got more than Ah expected done.
Even finally got a chance to work in a scene Ah've wanted to do for like....the last three chapters.
It's gonna be silly.
Ah've also read some of the ideas for parents names that some of ya have suggested, so thanks for that.
It does help me try to nail down what Ah want, plus it's a good way to try and work y'all into the story in some way as well.
If ya haven't commented, ya still can, so if'n ya got an idea, lemme know! 
Also, how about that Season 5 so far? Y'all enjoying it now that we're three episodes in?
Oh, oh! Lemme do the thing!
*sigh* Fine. So, if you've seen the opener, you know the plot. And, as you can imagine, Ah did try to think of how things would work since one day Ah will get there.
Hopefully. Ah hope to get to at least Season 4 within the next two chapters, but we'll see.
Anyway...here's how one scene would go if Dark was in charge.
May God help us all....
Starlight Glimmer chuckled, having stripped not only Princess Twilight Sparkle's cutiemark from her, but also those from her friends and—surprisingly—the one from that rather annoying human whom she didn't trust one bit.
"Haha, you'll come to see I'm right. Without those terrible things making you unequal, you'll learn just how happy you truly can be."
"Curse you, Starlight! Give us back our cutiemarks right now!!" Twilight seethed, quite angry at losing her magical identity...and her powers along with it.
"Oh please, what could you possibly do to threaten me? Without those you have no choice." Starlight cackled, "Now then, if you and your human would be so kind as to—"
And that's all she got out, as her muzzle received quite a mighty backhand that knocked her to the ground.
"Bitch, please. You ain't taking our cutie marks and then acting like that is the end of that."
"Wha, what? How dare you, you filthy primate! And what happened to your voice? How could you even move like that, when I took away your cutiemark?"
Dark gasped, pointing at her accusingly. "Racist!!! And as for my voice, I'm always this cool. Besides, I'm a human, not a pony, so taking my mark won't take my might!"
Starlight's eyes shrank to pinpricks. "Oh ponyfeathers."
"Yes! Yes!" Dark threw out his arms and laughed maniacally. "Fear the almighty human and the fact that his buttmark is not linked to his totally awesome and sexy self!"
And then Dark totally kicked her butt, shattered the cutiemark prison, and thus his sexy self got all the mares.
And then Equestria gave him a billion bits! And he was the most amazing human ever seen!
The End!
God, I'm so brilliant with my writing sometimes. How do I do it?
...Ah don't know Dark...Ah really don't know. 
...........................................................................................Malice.... you have free reign.
Dark... leave the writing to Ryan, because you clearly suck. I'm already gonne have to kick your ass twice as hard for that awful ending. Don't make it worse for yourself.
10/10. I demand a sequel. And a machine gun that shoots pop tarts. And black jack with hookers.
lol Nice.
And hope my concept for their parents are of use to you too.^^
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Oh Mallie, you just don't know good writing when you see it. It's okay, not everyone appreciates art the same way, so I forgive you. Besides, you say awful, others say awesome...it's all point of view!
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I suppose it's possible for me to crank something out.
Oh God, don't encourage him. Who knows what might happen if you do? Still...a machine gun that shoots pop tarts. Ah like the sound of that.
And in fact, forget the hookers. Th-that's how the joke goes, right?
Still, if the mood strikes us, Ah'm sure another dumb Darkness Shade totally non-canon to JHA scenario could be concocted. Haha. After all, there's plenty of moments from the show that would just be so fun to screw around with.
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You're quite welcome, Regreme. Despite Mallie-kun's unappreciative comments, it's nice to see some people get my artistic views.
Ignoring that, they have assisted in mah thinking, so thanks for helping out.
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I don't know good writing?! I'll have you know that I write all of the kid's action scenes! I'm better than you'll ever be!
Does this really have to happen now? Can't you two just get along?
Enope.
2978930 No prob.^^ Glad I could help.:D
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Oh Mallie, no need to skirt the issue here. It's clearly obvious what the problem is now. You handle the action scenes, yes? Well, while I add my two cents to our action scenes, a large portion of my contribution is comedy. And thus we have the clashing of two styles. Yet, as we've seen, the best can arise from both of those coming together.
Just like when you and I team up as the super buddy-buds we are! So see? No need to argue and complain. I won't hold it against you that you don't quite get my comedic stylings. After all, nobody's perfect, right?
This won't end well....
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...I'm still gonna kill you.
I'm gonna end this before it continues any more. One more out burst Malice and I'll show Dark what happened during Nightmare Night.
YOU WOULDN'T DARE!!
Try me.
...I'm still gonna kill him.
Picture will be up in few weeks.
Damn you kid!
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Silly Mallie-kun, such a kidder. Haha. And what's this? Nightmare Night pranks? Oh, that'd be some gold there. I look forward to seeing just how photogenic you truly are, Mallie. Upload that sucker to Equestrian Instagram for all the hits!!
Those two never change, eh Deej? Hahahaha.