All Bow Down to your Lord and Savior

I just think you should know:

Obviously, my prereader is doing a wonderful job.
(Also, Literature genuinely killed his account, so he's "dead".)
I have been writing for a long time! It's just not good enough yet.

So, uh... be excited for Lunar Pirate, Conveyance, and Insurgence because those are all the best stories I've ever written.

Comments

[AppleTank]

Do you ever finish stories, or do you just have a bunch of ideas bouncing around chaotically?

[Elusive Phoenix]

2887428 I get to a point where I want to know that it's good before I post it.
And I never finish it.
Honestly, Conveyance and Insurgence are the most likely to actually get endings. Lunar Pirate has a great chance because it's shorter, but it's still likely nothing will be finished.
I've finished non-pony things, but they all suck.

[ina23]

I'm glad you're starting to get back into the swing of things. The hype is real!

I'm on mobile so I can't do the thing, sigh.

[Elusive Phoenix]

2894867 It's okay, Timmy. You tried.

[ina23]

2895549 Yeah, and to go by what adults say to children that didn't do well, that's all that matters. i dont get the reference what is this

meh

[Elusive Phoenix]

2895595 It's not a reference, it's just a thing that I say.
Unless it is a reference and I don't know that it is, in which case, jeeze, get with the times.

[ina23]

2896114 Oh okay that's probably why I didn't get it.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Elusive Phoenix]

2896453 i.imgur.com/OFyHTqQ.png

[ina23]

2897005 ( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° )( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° ), ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)," ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[ina23]

what am i doing

[Elusive Phoenix]

2897206 Something smart.
Something clever.

[ina23]

2897460 Something only the top percent of the WORLD can do...the Memers. This, is their story. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Idk anymore I'm tired man.

[Elusive Phoenix]

2897724 Sleep when you're tired.
Slaughter when you awake.

[ina23]

2898122 Yeet.

[Jade Groove]

So when are these happening?