ITS MY BIRTHDAY YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Its my birthday today celebrate! :D

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[Taxes]

happy for you what is like your 2 billionth year of existence

[Julia]

Congrats on being 9987787277874258718587150808808070545827⁰5⁵⁵⁶⁹⁰⁸⁷¹²³⁵⁷⁹⁰⁸⁷⁵⁴³²¹⁵ years old!

[Lady Maria]

2842362 I existed before reality even came to being....

[Lady Maria]

2842365 I wish I was that young XD

[Artorias]

http://youtu.be/7wCHCEp-vbs

[Julia]

2842370
me too
i'm so old, i'm humiliated i have no grand children yet

[Lady Maria]

2842376 You should feel like you're fourty then

[Dark Willow]

feliz birthday XD

[Taxes]

2842366
well im way off.......wait how does tha.........you know what nevermind

Happy birthday ay bastard how about some CHAMPAGNE

[Julia]

2842382
i should tell my children i want grandchildren

[Taxes]

2842376
2842382
I wouldn't be surprised that with the way my sister and her lover are going I suspect that they may be bumpin uglies soon

*snickers*

[Julia]

2842399
NOOOOOOOO!
*blasts you with Hell Fire Demon Rays*
Hera will remain my little baby! She won't ever have children! EVER. EVERRRRRRR!
*jumps on your corpse and begins tearing it apart*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHYYYYAAAAAAAAAA!

[Taxes]

2842397
*gulp*

by children you may mean only Hera right mother

[Taxes]

2842421
(twas only jesting)

[Julia]

2842423
I mean you, Dubs, Adagio, Butterkeet (RIP, she can come back whenever she needs to), Adri, and like forty other people who call me Mommy.
You all will go out and make children to give me grandchildren.

[Taxes]

2842432
*begins sweating and biting lower lip*
ohhh.............well................

[thelaidbackguy]

2842399 XD

[Taxes]

2842448
speak of the devil

[thelaidbackguy]

2842450 hello.

[Julia]

2842440
are you not up to the task?

[Taxes]

2842466
no mother its just

I dont have a "partner" nor a surrogate even and I don't believe I have the will to pursuit anyone at the moment because im content with being friends going any farther makes things awkward and such and producing offspring as well as maintaining he or she might be crippling

none the less I don't believe im even fruitful

[Taxes]

2842454
yes hello

[thelaidbackguy]

2842487

[Taxes]

2842488
im aware it was pretty funny to be honest though if my sister reads it she might have different opinions

[Julia]

2842485
but... i wanna be called "Grammie"

[thelaidbackguy]

2842490 yeah. XD LOL

[Taxes]

2842495
and you will be no doubt
conceiving a child for me though would be difficult
for you however it was by your will you had me
I don't have that power though

[Taxes]

2842501
you can even tell her if you want I then you can pm me or tell me when she has reacted

[Julia]

2842503
maybe i could help you with that

[Taxes]

2842530
wat?

[thelaidbackguy]

2842509 LOL XD

[Julia]

2842531
i can probably help you get laid

[Taxes]

2842573
.........oh..................................................................................................................................................
................................................................................................................................
................................................................................................................................................
.............................................................................................................................
...........................................WHAT

[thelaidbackguy]

2842509 I will tell her, and I bet she will blush hard.

[Taxes]

2842588
swag

[thelaidbackguy]

2842592 what?

[Taxes]

2842596
The she-god will blush

[RedeemerofDark]

Congratulations fellow reality warper, may this year be the best one yet. in fact here's my present.* Rearranges the stars to spell out"happy whateverth birthday you lucky bas@$#% and may your activities be plentiful in quality and quantity as well as fun*. I'd say more but its late and I goin to bed~zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[Julia]

2842577
the Discordians really love to use periods...

[Taxes]

2842632
I'm sorry.....

But what do you mean?

[Taxes]

2842632
because im not sure I heard you correctly

[Julia]

2842638
i'm saying that we should get you an internet harem.

and i know just the place.

http://www.fimfiction.net/group/206051/the-group-dedicated-to-horny-women

[thelaidbackguy]

2842598 Oh,

[Taxes]

2842642
JESUS MOM YOUR EVEN AN ADMIN OF THIS GROUP
and a harem no less
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[Julia]

2842652
*admin

[Taxes]

2842654
I corrected it
but still

why am I not surprised that out of everyone...........

[Julia]

2842657
of course

[Taxes]

2842674
im not sure how to continue this conversation

[Lady Maria]

2842397 Well hera is dating Hellofirekitty