• Member Since 14th Aug, 2014
  • offline last seen Feb 25th, 2015

The Guardian and Friends

Creator of stories, reviewer of shitty fanfics, and hangs out with a fictional lesbian couple. I also like sexy RPs.

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  • 343 weeks
    Possibly the worst day Ive had in a while

    First, during chapel, I had to listen to probably the most homophobic "sermon" rant I've ever heard. Being a bisexual (In public, I say I'm a Pro-LGBT heterosexual.), I was severely offended. I actually considered being an Athiest for a bit, but I couldn't.

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  • 343 weeks
    EVEN MORE of a delay

    I submitted "The Beach Shack" and it still hasn't been accepted. Rly?

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  • 343 weeks
    Bit of a delay for upcoming clopfic.

    Me and a fellow user were initially planning on releasing the clopfic "The Beach Shack", but it failed moderation because it read as the characters being underaged.

    The other user is offline for 6 hours, so it's up to me to edit this.

    Expect the story to be released later today.

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  • 343 weeks
    I'm not welcome anywhere

    So, I sit down with a group of people, including the cousins of the class idiot (who hates my guts), my brony friend, and someone who went to my old school.

    One of the cousins scooted away from me and eventually moved to another table.

    The kid from the old school and the brony friend stayed because they have nowhere else to go.

    I am not fucking welcome anywhere.

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  • 343 weeks
    Mini-rant: Christianity =/= Logic and Atheism = Logic?


    OK, I've been watching way too many anti-feminist videos, and the people who upload them are all atheists.

    One of these YouTubers had a gift shop of shirts and things, and one of these shirts pissed me off a little.

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Today is going to be a long day · 4:36pm Feb 21st, 2015

I'm with my asshole brother and his kind of cool friend at my dad's house. They decided it would be fun to bring this lesbian girl that my friend wants to bone (They deny she's a lesbian.), but I really really hate.

But she's best friends with Hope. That kind of gives me a reason to be nice to her. If I'm nice, she might say good things about me to my crush, and if I'm mean, she'll say bad things.

So, yeah. Wish me luck, again.

Edit: Oh, and she's the girl in the previous blogs I called "bitch". Fuck me, right?

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and if I'm mean, she'll say good things

So it's a win-win for you?

Quit being a pussy. :rainbowkiss:


Hey, if you do maybe she has some kind of fetish for zombies. I saw this one anime where this guy liked girl zombies and she was normal except she was like a zombie corpse thing. I'll find the anime.


She's young, she won't have any fetishes.


What? Younger then you?

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