Valentine's Day Update · 5:55pm Feb 14th, 2015
Okay, I've been meaning to post this update for awhile now. Mainly because the last blog I've posted was too depressing and is outdated anyway 
So, a few orders of business. First of all, I was originally planning on posting Stone Cold Crazy (the ONAS spinoff featuring a lot more sexual themes) today, on Valentine's Day. Obviously that won't be happening, first of all due to the reason that I haven't yet finished chapter 1. But also because, those who follow me on deviantART would know that I'm working on a cliffnotes version of ONAS, in comic form and in the same style as Bum Reviews. I figure that I should finish that for those who haven't read ONAS and will want to jump straight into Stone Cold Crazy without having to read ONAS. (But for those who ARE interested in ONAS and haven't yet read it, here you go, thank me later.) Anyway, yeah, I'll be finishing the cliffnotes version of ONAS before I post Stone Cold Crazy. 
Next thing! I've also been debating on whether to take requests for awhile. I've also been thinking of commissions, but I figure I'd have to become more popular before I start taking commissions, so, yeah! I'm now taking requests! You can request stuff either in an anthro or a normal pony style, or you can also requests MLP/Gargoyles crossover pics.
Normal pony example:
Anthro example:
Crossover example:
...okay, that last one wasn't admittedly a very good example, but you get the idea. So! If you want to request any art for me, go right ahead.
The last thing that I'm posting is that at school, Model Congress is happening until next month, and as a senior I'm required to participate in that by writing a bill for it, doing research, coming to school to caucus about it with my party, etc. It's really fucking boring, but it's required, so just to let you know, I will be much less active in the coming weeks on certain social media due to all the work I have to do for this.
So! I hope you have a good one, I'll see you all around, and before I go, I'll leave you with a song:
I'm not even a U2 fan and I can admit that this is their best song.
Well now, you're drawing, Valentine happened, and ONAS' still rockin' since... Eh... Holy. I forgot how long ONAS' been slapping Fimfic on the face already.
So, holy potato, I'm still going to say g'job, Kirb.
And I even might have something to assist improving' yerr drawing -By forcing you draw hard sutff-. Iunno, that's up to you.
But well. I'd risk it and ask how long till' you get flodded for Requests, since it's something that WILL happen at some point.
2797186 Let's see, I posted the first chapter on May 30th, I think, so that means it has been going on for almost 9 months now... is that right? Yeah, I think so. fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2014/103/a/1/maud_by_comeha-d7ee4tv.gif
For Valentine's Day, my gf Dana tried to take me to that Twilight porn movie... ugh. Glad I didn't see it.
Thanks! I haven't been flooded with requests yet, mainly because I'm not a good enough artist for that to happen to me, but if you have any requests you can tell me them and I might get to them.
-Kirb, possibly on drugs. (yt • da • tr) fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2015/019/3/b/sig_by_flyingbrickanimation-d8elwjm.png
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9 Months, eh? Say, the baby's expected for the end of this month, hm? *Insert here pregancy joke*
Now now, there's still more ro come, knowing you. At least a year before the Hype wears down.
And demn. G'luck htat you haven't seen it yet. Though if it was a porno, you could've used that chance in your favour. *Wink wink nudge nudge*
And oh? Impressed I am. I thoguht that you'd get flodded the first day.
Anywho', if you're willing to take dem requests, I've got this for a referral:
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...Think you can make him? Ah'll leave the pose and art style up to you -Let your imagination fill in those details.
So yih. I can try to get in a few requests from some friends of mine, if you've got the time to make them too.
Anywho', I wish you luck with the Congress thing too, since I forgot to mention that before.
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Perhaps there's more hype to come. The popularity of the story has died down, though. Hopefully this summer I'll be able to update it more than once a month.
Lól, I've heard it's really bad. I can't say I honestly see the appeal... do they really think that middle-aged women are the most profitable demographic? roundstable.com/forums/images/smilies/facehoof.png
Hmm... Well, I'm still debating on whether or not I draw OCs as requests, or only canon characters. If anyone wants to commission me with DA points or do an art trade with me, I'd be willing to draw OCs. As of now, though? Hm... I'll get back to you on drawing him.
Also, with the different eye colors, is it wrong that I can imagine David Bowie saying, "That's my pony"?
And thanks about Model Congress. It's really hard.
-Kirb, possibly on drugs. (yt • da • tr) fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2015/019/3/b/sig_by_flyingbrickanimation-d8elwjm.png
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Worry not, the Hype never dies. Plus, it's recorded on History, so at the very least, you'll be remembered as the flying brick who successfully crossover'd Maud and a Gargolyte.
And OOOOOOOOOOOH. Now I get wich move you're talking about. It's hilarious how the spanish Websites I tend to visit reacted to it.
I'd dare to put out a picture, but I don't want to get banned.
And... Well, that's not a thing I had in mind, but it'll be the perfect Theme for him.
..And the reason why I spitted out my lovely Batponergh, aside from the free image, was to attempt to force you innovate. Guess that you can call it 'malevolent benefice'. Hue hue.
And... Well. G'luck, once again. If you need a Friendship Orbital strike, you know who to contact.
2799640 True. I like having made an impact on the FIMFiction world, no matter how small it may be.
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(Though I may try uploading two chapters within two days, just to see if I can get featured again
Yup, Fifty Shades of Gray. Or as I like to call it, 50 Shades of GAAAHHHH!!!
Well, I'm just afraid that a billion bronies are gonna start requesting me to draw their poorly designed OCs. But then again, I do already have plans to draw my friend Zeph's OC as a birthday gift, so... hm. I'll think about it. Maybe if I have time between writing chapters, doing homework and all that, I'll get to him. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Emoticons/shrug_Twilight_Sparkle.png
Thanks for the wishes of good luck. I'll need it, seriously. And... I'll tell you if I need a Friendship Orbital strike, but unless it changes my teacher to give me an A+ instead of a D or a C, then I don't think I will fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2014/014/a/8/hapie_by_comeha-d7251pk.png
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Little impacts still hurt. Have you've ever slammed a toe with a table? That damn hurts, and it's not something that you can say that breaks bones.
"50 shades of GHRAAAH! STAHP EET!" -That's how we call it here. But in Spanish.
Everything sounds cooler in Spanish.
And yeah... I've seen what can't be unseen. And in hte other hand... Hoof... Brick, I'v seen OC's that would be interesting to see in the show too. It's a little gambling you've got to do there...
And ooh? Maybe when you get bored -And I doubt you'll have time to get bored-, you could slap in a group-Image.
Though no promises b'out my batponergh not biting anyone.
And well. I can always invert the Cannon if you getan A+, to revert it to a C-. Though if the thirth World War is declared the next day, I?m not responsible.
2799919 Ooh, yeah, that does hurt. A lot! roundstable.com/forums/images/smilies/applejargh.gif
I believe it; I speak Spanish, I'm part Hispanic; hell, my last name is Ramirez. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Emoticons/misc_TwilightWut.png
And yes, my original OC was pretty much that too. Black coat, red shades, blue/green mane, I wasn't proud of him.
As I said, I might draw your OC if it's your birthday or something. Hell, my good friend Zephyr's birthday was today, and I drew him this!
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I personally theorize that World War III will be started by someone finally finding a way to make ponies in the show style. And after they're genetically created, all the world leaders will have them, but some of them will treat the ponies badly, so there will be discussions about it and arguments. And all the countries will nuke each other. The only survivors afterwards will be the little ponies, who will watch the remaining tapes left of the show and, much like in Galaxy Quest style, will build a society based around that.
...my god, that could make for an epic story. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Emoticons/misc_rainbowderp_flip.png
-Kirb, possibly on drugs. (yt • da • tr) fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2015/019/3/b/sig_by_flyingbrickanimation-d8elwjm.png
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Hm. "Kirb Pablo Fernandete Ramirez". I'll call you that from now on.
Plus, Spanish speakers possess the mythical " Ñ ". Hue hue.
Well, beginnings are always painfull. My firat one was a Sallion with a cybernetic eye, covered with an eyepatch. Green mane, grey coat. I even made him wear a Tricorn hat to further disguise the eyepatch. I'm such a ninja...
Well, it's my Mother's birthday. That counts?
It's a valid reason. I've always imagined that it'll start when the most powerfull countries realize they have too much ammo, and decide to use it. Like in WWI.
...AND YES: ALL OF THE YESSES. Y'know what. Write it. I dare ye' to write it.
( If you have time, of course. )
2805497 Lól. My full name is Kirby David Ramirez, but your made-up name for me sounds a lot more Hispanic.
Honestly, I've always found the ñ a little bit pointless. You could make the same sound with n followed by y. Kind of like how in English, the c can be replaced with the s and k sounds, or how the q just makes a kw sound, or a k sound. But I don't know, I'm not the guy who made the language. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Emoticons/shrug_Twilight_Sparkle.png
Oh wow. So basically like the Borg combined with Number Two from Austin Powers combined with... ow, my head hurts trying to envision that.
I would write that except I don't really have that much time. At all. Maybe once I graduate and move to Canada, then I'll have time. roundstable.com/forums/images/smilies/excellent.gif
-Kirb, possibly on drugs. (yt • da • tr) fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2015/019/3/b/sig_by_flyingbrickanimation-d8elwjm.png
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Mine's not hispanic at all.
"Alexander Geusch González". Half Spanish, half German. 1/3 Robot.
A bunch of letters could be substituded but combinations that sound pretty much the same -But why do that when a single one can do it? Though the 'Ñ' is used to name the language itself, since we call it "Español". Spanishception.
Yih, I basically munched everything together, and ended with a cold, cunning motherbuckin' Pirate. Hue hue.
Ooooh, Caaaandaaaa~ *Insert here Canadian national anthem*
...Make sure to wear a good Scarf there. I heard it's warm on WInter.
2807212 Hah. (also your icon--Beardlestia is best Celestia!)
That's true. Still makes it a little annoying though, when we get letters like y and k that are almost never used in the language.
Pirates are awesome. Though I was also thinking it was in reference to Number Two:
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Yup, I'm planning to move to Canada with my girlfriend Dana sometime this summer, after we graduate. We'll see how that works out.
-Kirb, possibly on drugs. (yt • da • tr) fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2015/019/3/b/sig_by_flyingbrickanimation-d8elwjm.png
2808012 (Beardlestia's the best kind of Celestia I've seen thus far; I couldn't resist. :D )
Never used -But that still play a role. Like those kids that play as trees on schol teathres. And still allow for funny words, like... Like. Why. Etc, Etc.
Can I say that I've imagined slapping in a Tricorn for him? Heck ,I'll do it on the GIMP when I have time.
Ooh. Well, I hope that it goes according to plan. And g'luck with the graduation too, my good sire!