You can't quit me! I'M FIRED!!!

FREEEEEDOM! Now I have all the time in the world to write!

I'm proud to say that me and my previous employer parted under amicable terms. He had to make a difficult business decision, and had been thinking of letting me go for awhile. It turns out I'd been thinking the exact same thing for several months. We shook hands, and there's no ill will. I don't like burning bridges, and I don't like having debts.

Let anew era of productivity and creativity be ushered in! But first, LET'S GET HAMMERED!!!

(Stumbles into the nearest McDonald's and collapses on the floor with his mouth directly under the fountain pop machine)

Aaaaarghle-gargle-gargle!

Comments

[yamgoth]

Disconnect the tubes that mix in the carbonated water so it's pure syrup. That'll make you... high? Drunk? Intoxicated? It'll make you not be in a normal state of mind, for that is what pure sugar does.

But good luck in finding a new job when the time comes, eh? You were the only cab driver I knew on teh internetz...

[Rao the Red Sun]

Enjoy your new found freedom while it lasts!
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I'd guess diabetic.

[yamgoth]

2713742
Oh yeah. That, too

[Themaskedferret]

2713762 I think even with the carbonation, that'd be kinda inevitable.

So...maybe more Ponies and Starcraft?