I ain't never left, mateys! · 5:14pm Nov 1st, 2014
I still be kickin' about!
I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!
I still be kickin' about!