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ShiveredTimbers


I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

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  • 178 weeks
    Words o' warnin', crewmates

    I went an' wrote me a porn!

    Strange, innit?

    Sometimes, an idea gets stuck in the ol' barnacle and won't leave a body be. That just be how it be sometimes, yarr!

    Just remember: Don't do what these ponies in that thar story do. Make sure ye gets consent aforehoof. Don't leave it t' assumpions. "But it's hot!" is good fer fantasy, but not s' much fer real life.

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    2 comments · 190 views
  • 202 weeks
    It's Muscle Mania MMXX!

    Yarr, mateys, ahoy!

    The sharp-eyed among ye might've noticed me new fanfic! 'Tain't tiddies, but it do have a real nice time with Tempest Shadow, for thems of ya what likes 'er as I does.

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    0 comments · 192 views
  • 253 weeks
    We sails into stormy seas!

    Yarr, mateys, welcome to a new round o' clopfic theater!

    Well, 'cept this one ain't too cloppy, if'n I'm bein' honest.

    And, err, if'n ye liked Sunset's Stash fer the funny bits, well... This has some of those, don't ye be gettin' me wrong now, matey! But mostly, this here story's like a comedy, if'n it only had one joke and the punchline were, "This ain't funny."

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  • 272 weeks
    Well, it ain't tiddies

    'Ere's 'opin' I didn't git yer 'opes too 'igh, messmates. The last journal were just a bit o' blather; today's excursion be entirely unrelated, not particularly salty, just good, clean fun that ain't too clean, if'n ye follows me sails. Ha-harr! Enjoy, mateys!

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  • 273 weeks
    Stepping out of character a second

    I want to write a sequel to Fish Tiddies.

    I have not done so yet because A) I'm a slow writer, B) it's not going to have any tiddies in it and I'm not sure anyone's going to appreciate that.

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We sails into stormy seas! · 7:31pm Jun 18th, 2019

Yarr, mateys, welcome to a new round o' clopfic theater!

Well, 'cept this one ain't too cloppy, if'n I'm bein' honest.

And, err, if'n ye liked Sunset's Stash fer the funny bits, well... This has some of those, don't ye be gettin' me wrong now, matey! But mostly, this here story's like a comedy, if'n it only had one joke and the punchline were, "This ain't funny."

It do have some shippin', though, and that's always a good time.

I've got more sequels planned, too, by the way. So if'n yer a-wonderin' how in blazes Sunset ended up with her extra skin, well mateys, ye'll just have t' keep yer eyes peeled fer land, now, won't ya? Ya-harr!

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Comments ( 1 )

It's one of those things that takes a sex-comedy premise and goes "wait, this is actually kinda messed up, and everyone involved is a creepo."

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