LIKE A FAUST

"Miss Faust, thank you for coming to your performance review."
"No problem."
"So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?"
"Absolutely, I'm a Faust."
"Okay, so take us through a day in the life of...a Faust."
"Well the first thing I do is..."

Think of ideas LIKE A FAUST
Hire Tara LIKE A FAUST
Write a bible LIKE A FAUST
Draw ponies LIKE A FAUST

Pitch idea LIKE A FAUST
Get accepted LIKE A FAUST
Start production LIKE A FAUST
Release episode LIKE A FAUST

Create community LIKE A FAUST
Of My Little Pony LIKE A FAUST
Mostly guys LIKE A FAUST
Over 13 LIKE A FAUST

They produce fanart LIKE A FAUST
That looks amazing LIKE A FAUST
See Rule 34 LIKE A FAUST
Coward out- "Aw buck man, I can't unsee this."

Appear at conventions LIKE A FAUST
Make Documentary LIKE A FAUST
With John De Lancie LIKE A FAUST
And Tara Strong LIKE A FAUST

Ponies spread LIKE A FAUST
World domination LIKE A FAUST
I am their ruler LIKE A FAUST
Bronies are my slaves LIKE A FAUST
Eternal worship LIKE A FAUST
NOW I RULE LIKE A FAUST

"So that's an average day for you then?"
"No doubt."
"You dominate the world with ponies?"
"Buck yeah."
"I think at one point there you said about seeing Rule 34?"
"Eenope."
"Actually I'm pretty sure you did."
"Nah, that ain't me."
"Okay, well. This has been an eye-opener for me."
"I'm a Faust."
"Yeah I know. I got that. You said that 400 times."
"I'm a Faust."
"Yeah, yeah. I got it."
"I'm a Faust."
"Okay, great. I heard you. Bye!"

LIKE A FAUST.

Comments

[Bronymaster]

RANDOM CRAP THAT'S AWESOME FTW!

[PoisonSt]

Lol'd hard

[Zanmatsuken]

Lol
Rule 34 Like a Faust. All this blog is missing is a thick layer of Fauwst-sauwce.

[Deathscar]

179069>>179070
Glad you enjoyed it xD I typed it out in 2 minutes :P

179075
Faust-sauce? I wish I had that :P

[Zanmatsuken]

179124
I feel I should say the "w"s were on purpose to give it that Epic Meal Time slang. Just so I don't look to retarded

[Deathscar]

179149
;) Sawce Bawse :P

[Csquared08]

I lol'd

[Deathscar]

179524

Glad you did! :D

[Vinyls_Account]

I died from laughter my parents now know what a brony is and and that i am one because i was laughing so hard, and they made me tell them . I son't know weather to thank you or hate you right now... meh i'll go with the thanks cuz that was hilarious!