Another Pony Rap Battle: Spitfire Vs. Derpy · 9:41pm Sep 21st, 2014
Decided to make another one. This time it's Spitfire Vs. Derpy! :D
EPIC PONY BATTLES OF HISTORY
Spitfire
Vs.
Derpy
Begin!
You got to be kidding
This insults my skills
I mean, I'm battling a clutz
Whose flying's just as bad as the rhymes she spills
I'm the definition of badass
And you're just a disgrace
There ain't no way in hell
You'd ever beat me in a race.
So give up Ditzy Do
And just face your demise
Cause your sense of direction has to be
More bucked up than your eyes!
You call yourself a Wonderbolt?
What a crying shame.
It's shit-talkin' ponies like you
That give us Pegasi a bad name!
Tell me Ms. Spitfire
If your moves make such a splash
Then why'd your sorry ass
Have to be saved by Rainbow Dash?
Your sense of loyalty
Leaves a lot to be desired
As you were pretty quick to replace your teammate
The very second he got tired.
My eyes make me unique
I'm beloved by all
While you're shown just being a bitch
Back in Rainbow Falls.
Wow, that was seriously weak
Your sense of rhythm needs to toughen
Maybe work at that instead of
Getting fat eating all those muffins.
I know just what went wrong
You can't even fly in straight lines
I'm surprised you aren't homeless yet
From all your property damage fines
I'm captain of the Wonderbolts
And you're just the mailmare
My skills are so damn frightening,
I'm ten times worse than Flutter's stare!
At least you tried to beat me
I can say that you had ventured
But I might as well say, at least
My freaking name wasn't censored!
Oh You think you're a riot?
What with you're flaming mane and coat?
You're all bark and no bite, Spits
All you do is gloat!
I'm legit shocked
That your team puts up with your shit
This whole fandom knows I've won
So you might as well quit.
Your standards, Ms. drill sergeant
Are just way too high
And when Derpy's at the mic
That's when you know your end is nigh!
Clearly I'm the victor,
Your rhymes are all spent.
Your air show's just the opener
And I'm the mane event!
I can't stop guys, I can't!
Anyway, who won this one?
lol i have an idea, twilight sparkle vs dusk shine from "the unexpected love life of dusk shine". that would be interesting to see!
As we all know, best pony wins always!
Spitefire. Also, remember not to waste the best characters on unimportant stuff. You haven't yet, and maybe you already know this, but I just don't want to see you waste Discord on a battle with Spike. You gotta save the best character for each other and special events.
2473156 True, true.
Awesome as always.
You should try :
trixie vs sunset shimmer.
Nightmare moon vs king sombra.
diamond dogs vs gilda.
Diamond terira vs babs seed.
Much more ideas to rap battle.
lets see if you can do a rap battle between
the mane-iac vs ahuizutl
Your sence of rythym isn't the best. Try saying them out loud, it doesn't translate well, but aside from that you got a good core. Try looking at the syllables in each rhyming line, and try to make them the same amount. Just advice for future ones.
2473503 k. Thanks for the advice.
2473210 You know, I was actually already thinking about Trixie Vs. Sunset Shimmer and Maneiac vs. somepony. Ahuizotl sounds like a good fit.
2473529 I have lots of pair ideas to battle.