Swag Post #15... Or is it? · 4:59pm Sep 13th, 2014
Well, I'm going to go off on hiatus now. It could stretch for maybe a few hours, maybe a few days, maybe a few months. Heck I could be gone forever and no one will care about this user. I'm still going to be active on my main non-nigga user, and I'll be monitoring the progress of this one from my main user. I'll probably log back on to add my Nicki Minaj fic to several groups if I find out that it gets pass moderation.
It's likely that I'm not going to ever post another troll fic. Ever. Which means that this user could become barren after The dASSlings. The reason behind this is simple: I'm suspecting that some mods are keeping an eye on me, and they just don't want troll fiction to spread anymore. Trolls created this fandom, sure, but that doesn't mean that trolls have to continue to prop up the fandom. So if they are ignoring my fics because they want to stop trolls from writing on this site, I... applaud them. Trolls shouldn't define an evolved fandom. I'm not angry anymore, since I've come this far to realise that sophisticated fiction should comprise the main bulk of fiction on any good fiction site. And my efforts to put forth troll fiction that seems like a lame excuse for writing (not to me, I treasure everything I write) isn't helping the growth of FimFiction.
That being said, I love the people I've come to interact with. I'd like to give some shout-outs to people who've helped me grow in this FimFiction journey. Do tell them that I've mentioned their names in this post, if you can.
A Big Sexy Walrus (now A Large Handsome Walrus), you've been my inspiration to write in the style I have, with the masterpiece Shiver Me Niggas. It made me crack up so hard that I knew Lil Wayne couldn't just stop then and there at one fic. You've indirectly created this user, and I'm grateful to you for it. Leonzilla, you were my first genuine follower, who stalked me for a brief period and commented on several of my blogs. You gave me a comment one day, saying that I was going to become big on FIMFiction. I wish that I could realise that dream, but unfortunately, unlike America (or maybe not so unlike America), FIMFiction isn't ready for a black president. Your words really motivated me to write my fics, and like Confucius said, a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Stiggerz, or however you spell your name, thanks for helping me out all the time with site matters and stuff. You always commented on my blogs and I hope we relieved each other's boredom greatly. I really hope that you're not a creepy neck beard in real life, but even if you are, don't change your ways. Like, still continue sodomising your Twilight body pillows.
DE_K, you're the main man who's been following me nowadays and I appreciate it that you've been commenting on my blogs and stuff. It's like you're the only guy left who has trust in NeggaMunneySwagMunney after his months-long hiatus, and I love it that you've been paying me so much attention these few days. ThatWeatherStormChap, you just crack me up. The Sexy Assistant (formerly Sexy Ass), you try to hit on every single user on this goddamn website, you filthy whore. And I wouldn't have it any other way. Thanks so much for stalking me like a pro and commenting in about, i don't know, over 70% of my blogs. You comment a lot. I like you. Plus without you, I probably wouldn't have any motivation to continue writing after my Eminem fic. And I did remember reading somewhere that one of your guilty pleasure songs was Anaconda by Nicki Minaj, so... you know. One thing led to another. Lastly, I'd like to thank other big people like the parasprite for entertaining all of us with her monster reviews, Regidar for being a bastion of hope for all trolls on this site, and MarineMarksman because he's fucking MarineMarksman.
Another shout-out to mods. Though this post and my previous post don't put you guys in the most positive of lights, I still have to hand it to you guys. You guys shift through tons of fiction everyday, I trust, and to my knowledge there are only seven of you. SEVEN. That's crazy. Upon realising this, I kinda made this blog post out of that impulse but whatever, my feelings need to be heard. Keep up the good work, mods, and I know that you guys do a good job most of the time or else my feed would be filled up with parasprite's blogs. Anyway, to specific mods: Alexstrazsa, aka Nicolas Cage, who has a great sense of humour. I love it that you were the guy who approved of most of my content (3 out of 4 of all of my fics) and I'm really sorry if you get attacked by the other mods for your leniency. Just know that you'll always be my favourite mod on this site, even after I'm done with this nigga crap. Another mod who I've come to know greatly is Meeester. He'd been the one who had rejected my first fic on this site because of racist content, and he was always personified in my head as Sweetie Belle in a police outfit, waving a baton at me menacingly. He never showed me any mercy, and in truth there was a period of time when I cursed Meeester for batting me down at every turn. Then I realised that there should be more mods like Meeester. I read the guidelines on his user page and I agreed with most of his rules for shitty story premises. If the big 7 of FIMFiction were like him, maybe we wouldn't have crap like nonsensical Human/Pony war fics and mindless clop. But that's taking away people's 'freedom of speech'. Am I using it right? So Meeester, keep looking pissed off.
Finally, I just want to say that the community here has been cool, at least to me. Sure, there are some homophobes here and there and then there are people who fake cancer yada yada... All in all these are anomalies and in my time here, I've encountered few haters and a lot more people who are willing to help me out, especially when I post discussions on forums to get help and stuff. (I don't do that very often, actually.) I'm sure I've pissed off quite a number of people by shitposting, and I apologise for that. If my upcoming fic manages to pass, maybe I'll shitpost a little less. In spite of that, a lot of people have turned out to have loved my fics and I'm glad.
Thanks for the ride. It's been 5 months gone and what a hasty 5 months it was. This little ember was fated to fizz out, but it was beautiful when it lasted, fuelled by the breaths of the curious children who want to see it burn for just a little more.
TL;DR, Thank you, FIMFiction.
Hmmmmm....wish I followed you a long time ago.
You're are a very interesting man.
3225777 This is the one blog post which I hate, I sound like a fucking pansy in this one.
3225817 I know....
It's strange, I can imgaine this tall and fit black guy just having a pissed off expression on his face while you type this XD