Where are mah updates?

Okay so some of you may be asking why it's taking so long for me to post a new chapter of the SoT:EC. Don't worry I'm working on it. I assure you that this chapter had to be rewritten at least three times until I had something I liked, that's the reason why chapter five has been renamed. I must admit that the new chapter is more exposition and world building than comedy.

Anyways, some of you may be aware but I also picked up a story form another writer and now I'm the current author of Raising a Human in Equestria. I'm also working on the next chapter of that story as well. So once I publish the next chapter of Stick of Truth don't be expecting an update until the next chapter of Raising a Human is published as I will be focusing on that story next.

Anyway here's a sneak peak on the next chapter of Stick of Truth: Equestrian Chronicles.

-Antojo Pony

The following has not been edited and might be subject to change in the final version of the chapter

Stan stepped out to the balcony. He saw bits of wind and snow collide against the invisible barrier, giving a pale ghostly look. He peeked inside the binocular and glanced over the mountains. The land below had an eerie feel to it, Stan felt unexplainable shivers as he continued to glance through the binoculars. “There's nothing but snow,” he told Iron Will. The frozen land below did appear to be barren but the minotaurs long knew that the land was quite deceitful.

“Well looks can be deceiving,” said Iron Will. “What you are looking at is one of the most dangerous places in the world. Some poor schmuck can travel what seems to an empty field and then end up as lunch for a pack of frostwolves or worse in less than a minute. What else do you see?”

“Nothing,” Stan responded as he took his eyes off the binoculars, “I can’t see anything, there's a whole bunch of thick fog down below."

Iron Will looked down to observer, the thick grey unnatural fog had returned. “Yeah, that happens. We don’t know much about that fog other than its unpredictable. It just appears out of nowhere and then goes away. Sometimes its only there for a few seconds, sometimes it can last days. Only one fool has ever been trapped inside of one and lived to tell us what's it like. All he said was that it was dark and cold and he could hear voices. Something about eternal night or the likes.” He walked to another binocular stand pointing south, “But enough about that, here have a look through this one.”

Stan peeked in and saw the opposite of what he had seen earlier. The snow on the ground gradually reduce the farther he looked. He saw railroad tracks heading from a village below heading out to some kind of settlement shining in the distance. In the center there of there was some large tower that seemed to made out of crystal.

“That’s the Crystal Empire,” explained Iron Will, “Hard to believe that it only reappeared a few years ago.”