Things That Infuriate Me Episode 1: America

You know what I hate?

America, and how it tends to ALWAYS blow everything out of proportion.

First off, let me base my rant on something logical here: America doesn't bother to let sleeping dogs lie! It's been over a week since I ranted at Dave Polsky, and America is still trying to keep this story hot.

MOVE ON, GODDAMN AMERICA!!! THIS STORY IS DONE!!! GO FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO EXPLOIT WILL YA?!?!?!

On another note, America always thinks it's the best country in the whole world. First off, I know that that is BS on a thousand levels, since America has done a load of crap over the years. And in a recent Summer Sun Celebration, I went to see Mic The Microphone, and he ADMITTED that America was in turmoil, and told me a story on how the cops shot a random kid, for NO REASON!!! If they think THAT is perfect, I don't know what America has been smoking.

NOTHING IS PERFECT, NOT AMERICA, NOT PEOPLE, NOT MLP, NOT ME, NO-ONE IS PERFECT!!! LEARN TO ACCEPT THAT AND MARK YOUR TERRITORY AS ANY OTHER COUNTRY, AMERICA. DON'T TRY TO CLAIM THAT YOU'RE THE BEST, WHEN EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT AMERICA IS A BAD PLACE FULL OF CORRUPTION, JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!!!

Alright, now that I got that off my chest, enjoy the rest of your day whilst I get back to Twixie and Sunny...

Twixie: Come on, Shad, we'we about ta pway dwess-up!

SM: Coming, Twixie. See yoo soon, Evewybody.

Comments

[hawthornbunny]

It's been over a week since I ranted at Dave Polsky, and America is still trying to keep this story hot.

Uh... it's the internet keeping this hot. Not America. You are joking, aren't you?

[Shadowmane PX-41]

2422746 it was thrown up by Equestria Daily, which was made in America.

That and Sethisto himself tossed it up, even AFTER he said he wouldn't.