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Arya Stark


"Swift as a deer. Quiet as a shadow. Fear cuts deeper than swords. Quick as a snake. Calm as still water.”.......... I am Arya Stark. 'Nuff said. ;D

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  • 500 weeks
    My Dog Sh*ts on Command

    So there we were; me and Rocky [my canine best friend forever] in the Dog Training Club. Though ‘club’ sort of degrades the term; this place is freaking boot camp for dogs and humans. I kid you not, I have the hardest time not saluting the teacher, who we will call “Sargent Caron”, or bellowing out ‘Yes ma’ame!” when she instructs us. I can tell the other trainees have just a hard time,

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    12 comments · 595 views
  • 501 weeks
    SOMBODY HELP ME! SUICIDE THREAT!

    I just received this message;

    Leaving the site. Eating the bullet soon. Or several depending on how many it takes. Take care of yourself, Kristina.

    Stay away from burned voices. They've nothing to offer you but ashes.

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    46 comments · 475 views
  • 502 weeks
    Right Vs Left Brain...Now We Know Men's Brains...

    Represents the left vs right side of the brain, logical vs impulsive...funny way of showing it!
    Enjoy

    2 comments · 363 views
  • 502 weeks
    Heh, look at this!!

    666 story views
    69 followers

    Does anyone else think this amusing? No? The devil's number, and then....? Yeah, its probably just me. ^^

    14 comments · 476 views
  • 502 weeks
    How Do The Lost Get Found?

    I am...

    Wandering in blackness
    Clawing at the darkness
    Blindly screaming
    Crying for help;
    Love
    Life.


    Despairing
    Can't cry though
    Heart of black hardens the tears

    What heart?
    Is that where this pain comes from?
    Or is it all in the mind?

    Lost
    I am so Lost..



    How do the Lost get Found?

    22 comments · 479 views
Aug
25th
2014

Love Triangles? · 4:21pm Aug 25th, 2014

We all hate them. Well, at least I do.

But....

You know how love triangles are horrible? well I just created a love OCTAGON, I think. *facepalm*

So, if any of you ponies are good with organizing romance interests, I have um....1...3....Hang on.
*Calculates*....
6 characters to work with and figure out who loves who, who secretly likes who, who ends up with who, and who ends up mating for life.
Love HEXAGON TIME!!

Help, anypony?? Please??? :D

~A.S

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Comments ( 20 )

2399965 So, a helping hoof for a helping hoof, then? :D

2399974 Oh, this isn't for FIM at all. This is for my novel I am getting published, the sequel!! I'll PM you deets if you want.

I can't help, but DO IT! :pinkiehappy:

2399994 School. *shudders* SO glad I am done with that.

Love lies dead in a grave wrought from the ashes of burned wisdoms. The lovers choke on their own tongues, as their words are trapped in the backs of their throats.

2432327 ...CAN I PLEASE quote you on that one?? :pinkiegasp:

2432332

Certainly. It's by no means a trademarked phrase. And you needn't reference myself upon your provision of the aforementioned.

2432462 I fear I must, less I attempt to claim such brilliance as mine own

2432466

Dead bits of prose are like ashes blown in an iron wind. Take my words for yourself. I'm nothing but ephemera, anyway.

2432542 You really must give yourself more credit, ser.

2432658

That's not a decent enough reason to merit my laudation. Were I to have the bizarre desire to eat an entire bag of surface gravel, "why not?" wouldn't be a suitable reason to do such a thing.

2432679 Hardy har har. You are a awesome fellow, and really need to give more credit to yourself, and if you don't, I shall beat it into you with a stick. Fair?

2432701

Bah. Beat away, woman. My body is practically an elephantine callous at this point. You may as well try beating a rhinoceros with a broom like an angry fish-wife.

2432706 I know one soft spot, that all men have no matter how callused they claim to be.

2432709

Then kick away. It will make little difference, my dear. I'm practically a bipedal tank wearing clothes. I've survived mortars, Kalashnikov fire, and multiple taser shocks. A swift blow to my unmentionables is comparatively tame.

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