After quite a break, I'm planning to take on proofreading again. Old and new authors are welcome, but be advised that I won't be taking on just quite as much at once as I used to do.
As it says, I'm sadly a bit behind in my proofing and so until further notice I'm afraid I can't accept any stories from new authors. My current authors can still send me stuff though.
So this is what I've become. You people have made me read ten million words about pastel-coloured ponies making muffins, eating cake, baking pies and eating each other out. I hope you're happy, you monsters.
As some of you may know, the Tumblr 'Thirty Minute Pony Stories' recently started up by several well-respected poni authors required you to spend no more than the eponymous period of time on writing a short story based around whatever prompt the mods give out. I missed the first two but was up and around when the third was posted, which was:
So this is what I've become. You people have made me read ten million words about pastel-coloured ponies making muffins, eating cake, baking pies and eating each other out. I hope you're happy, you monsters.
I've read 19 million
good luck with that.
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It's not about size, it's about technique.
Or so I'm told.
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ahahaha
thanks
You are the guy with the pony plushies at home right?
Seems like that is pretty much self inflicted!
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'Tis a lie!!
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*claps hooves half-heartedly*
Whoop. Dee. Frikkin'. Doo.
That is insane :o
Ten million I don't even read that much words even off this site
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Wait until the need for ponies CONSUMES YOU UTTERLY
186023Ugh no thanks but
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See this guy. He's read more words on this site than I have read my entire life.
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I salute that brony.
What's so bad about 10 million words?
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It's an awful lot of Lavender Unicorn Syndrome to have to read.
A commendable feat. I salute you, for I don't even know how to read, let alone ten million words...
Good for you, being awesome and such.
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Why thank you!
For some reason, it's not showing me how many words I've read. Last I checked I was around 3 and a half million...
Twilight would be proud of us. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Twilight_Sparkle_lolface.png
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That is vindication enough!