Скандалы! Интриги! Расследования! (нерусским эту шутку не понять... да и русским тоже) · 8:03pm Jun 16th, 2012
Once again, i am remaking this page. It is basically a good ol' intro list, but with some news added, so be sure to read till the end!
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!
A good friend of mine (russian) is making a story which i like very much, so i decided to translate this story (with proper edit from Crushric, of course) and post here (no worries, he allowed :P). This story shall be added soon with my and Crushric's personal touch, and it will be a crossover.
By the way, we making chapters for both our stories (Dirge of Harmony and Shattered Reflections) in turns (chapter for DoH -> chapter for SR - > chapter for DoH ect.)
PART ZERO
Some of you may have heard of new Law of fimfiction that involving no roleplaying? Well, thanks to you, guys, i am protected from it. I can make stalinviews as long as they needed, which means that i won't do a stalinviews on random stories like before. Also i'll try to make them more informative and more entertaining as well.
PART ONE: INTRODUTION
Anyway, for newcomers to Stalin's page we shall explain just who the hell we are and what are we doing here. First, the introductions.
MAIN TEAM:
Stalin the stallion
It's me! I am the main dood here! I am in charge of everything, expicially stalinviews! I making neutral comments and like to analyze stuff. I am kind at heart, but it is very easy to make me angry, so beware the WRATH OF STALIN the stallion!
Pioneer Dasha
Yo! I am the most critical of trio, Pioneer Dasha at your servise! I making critical comment and like to troll (although not like Cauterium). I am mean, so don't mess up with me, or you shall be Pioneer-owned!
Misha
*hic* Hi! I am Misha the bear! I like to drink vodka and play my balalaika all the time! *hic* i am making positive comments like "AWESOME" or "COOL"!!! Althou boss telling me that my comments arent helpfull... Oh well, as if i care! *hic*
SUPPORTIVE CAST
These guys are showing up as a guest in some stalinviews. There's more of them that we hasnt introduced yet, and they shall appear in that least when time shall come. Also, they aren't here right now, so i gonna introduce them all myself.
Cauterium
Main villian of Stalin's story "Dirge of Harmony". He is a smart guy, but he is a troll. If you shall see him in comments - RUN! All he doing is trolling, sometimes adding a little bit of analyze. And there is no way to stop his trolling...
Discord
UUUUGH! I HATE THIS GUY! If you don't know who he is, there is no place for you in Fimfiction! Just try to ignore him as we do.
Bahamut, the Dragon King
Ehhh from what i can gather he is a king of dragons... He promised to show up in many stalinviews, but he actually appeared only in one where he was debuted in. I don't know much about this guy...
Jerichio
We found him in Hoofington and decided to write him as support crew. He hasnt been in a single stalinview yet, so i dunno about his behavior.
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PART TWO: STALINVIEWS
Say, brother brony, ever wandered what "Stalinview" is? Ever seen us in comments of some stories and wandered just what the hell we are doing? Then this is place for you to learn!
Here's some F.A.Q on stalinviews!
Q: Just what the hell is a "stalinview"?!
A: Stalinviews are essentially non-critical reviews of your stories! Well, by "non-critical" i mean that we are talking about good things in your story, and not only bad things. We are pointing out plotholes, making fun of your story, giving some helpful advices et cetera.
Q: Things you did didnt looked like a review. Seriously, what the hell was it?
A: Well, yes. Stalinviews are not just ordinary reviews. It's mainly our real-time thoughts on your story in the form of comments.
Q: Do a stalinview have any requirements?
A: Indeed it does. Your story must have at least 70% more thumb ups than thumb downs. Why? Cuz we need to be entertained too, lol!
Q: How long it takes to make a stalinview?
A: Depends. It can be from one day to one week. Check the stalinview queue below to check your position!
OKAY, now, the rules of stalinviews!
Rule number one: If you going to mention to me in any form Ungodly Abormination of Maniacal Psychopath Number One you shall be ignored (by clicking at ignore button). You shall be ignored as well if you ask questions like "Why you don't like the Ungodly Abormination of Maniacal Psychopath Number One, it's so cool!". If you shall do it, i shall concider YOU maniacal psychopath as well. And ignored.
Rule number two:
If your story shall have a clear refference to Ungodly Abormination of Maniacal Psychopath Number One, i shall abort reading your story and ignore you.
Rule number three:
No sex. No gore. No comment.
Rule number four:
We DO NOT review grimdark! We want the story to give us POSITIVE feelings.
Rule number five:
We are NOT reviewing shipping with clear lesbian relationship. Why? Becacause buck you, that's why!
Rule number six:
We are not reviewing crossovers with universes we are unfamilliar with. Hovewer, we DO review crossover with universes we are familliar with.
TYPES:
Full: full detailed view on your story. Requirements: five or less chapters
Blitz: full detailed view on first three chapters and overview on the rest. Requirements: six or more chapters.
That's all for stalinviews! Check the stalinview queue below! Also, payment described below t\as well.
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PART THREE: ART COMISSIONS
Yeah, we are doing these too! And we are NOT taking money for these! Check payment section for details! We are making art like we are making stalinviews, once per day(minimum) -> week (maximum). Time depend on number of characters to draw. You can see art examples if you will look left on my page.
NEW: Avatar comissions and sketch painting!
Yes, now you can ask me to make you an avatar/profile picture. And i can paint your sketches. Both are counting as art and require payment.
NEW: comission ideas!
Give me idea of NOT-OC pony compositions (like ponies doing something particular, ponies dressed in something particular... well, you got the idea). If i will like your idea, i shall do it. For free. You can leave your ideas in comment to this blog post or send it me via p.m.
Rules:
Lesser than 12 characters!
No sex, no gore.
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PART FOUR: PAYMENT
Ah, my favorite part! Please take on note that WE ARE NEVER TAKING MONEY FOR OUR WORK
Only currency we are accepting is comments. This currency applies both to Stalinviews and Comissions. Let me explain.
If you want to get something, you must give something in return. First rule of alchemy. If you want to get your own Stalinview or Art you must read one of my stories (WHOLE, not only first chapter) first and comment about it.
From size and detalization of comment depends the quality of my work for you!
For a full-pledged review i am ready to make both stalinview AND art. And more detailed and big your comment is, more effort i shall put in my work.
So, it basically means that comments like "Cool story bro! Now make me an art" will make me to make you half-assed version of art or stalinview.
Oh, and don't even try to powder my brain. I am a literature teacher, so it's obvious to me if you've read whole story or just pretending that you did.
Oh, and make sure to rate the story and "favorite" it. (Seriously, guys! Let poor old Stalin to keep his illusions about that you actually enjoyed his story!)
Oh, and as for second story "Shattered Reflections" - it is currently very short, but still counts as payment. BUT quality on work after reading SR shall be lower than after DoH.
To summarize, More effort you shall put in your comment/review, more effort i shall put in your art/stalinview/both.
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PART FIVE: THANKS!
Tnx to all who helped us to improve our story! Namely:
Aragón; Dragon Emperor Geon; Mrcakebombs; Ponydora Prancypants; Thoth; Hoghound; Arby Works; Ezn; Steel Resolve; TheTypingFluttershy; Balancer; DemonRykuKyuubi; thewookie1; Darklordcomp; Eragon5055; Shire Folk (sorry for forgetting to put your name on your char on pic dude); datdamnface; Legacy55; Lieutenant Bubbles; Zhao Yang Cai; Red Fox14; Fordregha; Hydkore; The ArcadeLords; Jspang; Joural; Silent Breeze; EpicGuy; Golden Hoof; P0nies; Evowizard25; The Psychopath; benxlabs; Mr.Dependable; Gremlin Grenade and, of course, Crushric!
I remember you all, guys! Without you our stories woulda've been crap.
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MISSING!
I lost a story i supposed to finish Stalinviewing! This story is about Vinyl Scratch being a vampire! If you've seen this story, please contact me!
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LAST PART: QUEUES
Stalinview Queue:
1) HenryAnthonyCourtler
?) Red Fox14 (pending)
Art Queue:
1) benxlabs
2) JJ Malcolm
3) datdamnface
4) PyroChangeling
5) The Conflicted Writer
Special Queue:
1) Gremlin Grenade
2) Dragon Emperor Geon
3) Evowizard25
Well, I'm glad I stood up for you then! I said a few things along with a couple others, and they let it slide, also, RP's are still around, I made a Group about it and all!
And I feel honored I helped you with your story, as I'm reading the other one at this very moment. XD
Oh? Avatar Commisions now? well holy hell. :3
I dont wanna swamp ya though!
Good to hear you're allowed to continue on with your reviews.
So I can assume next you're going to update the Shattered Reflections, seeing you updated Dirge of Harmony?
It would not be Fim Fic without Comrade Stalin.
Here's an idea;
Dinky Hooves in a ninja outfit, looking ready to sneak around and cause havoc.
I'd say it's a Nightmare Night outfit, so no real weapons wouldn't be at hand.
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I'll add that idea in mah Idea Pocket, but one Dinky is not enough for pic. I shall fuse that idea with other costume-themed ideas
First there will be a crossover story i mentioned at post's top, then Shattered Reflection one
158618
Heh, thanks!
158601
No, it is i honored to have you :)
158658
Then what about adding Doctor Whooves in an actual doctor outfit?
If need more, what about Derpy in her brown bag outfit?
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Added to Idea Pocket
Seems like you're a fan of Doctor Whooves and Dinky, eh? :)
158669
Heh, when I requested the cover art (one with Dinky and Whooves) I didn't know what I'd gotten myself into
I LOVE this Dinky/Whooves pair I've come up with on my fic, and that love has made Dinky my favourite pony along with Whooves.
So expect me to request more of this stuff later
What about the royal pony sisters playing Battleship or some sort of board game?
It's good to hear you're still up and running. When I heard about the anti-roleplay rule, I thought for sure that would be the last of the stalinviews, but fortunately you can still do it.
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Ya, thanks to all you, guys!
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Added to pocket!!
Well, congrats for being able to keep on with the Stallinviews. I'm waiting for your opinion of my fic, so hurry! XD
Oh, and you're saying you want ideas? Ok. Let's see...
Twilight playing chess. Just, just Twily moving one tower with her magic. You can't see who is playing against her, and she's smiling. I love that image, but I'm not very good at drawing.
Applejack with a cigar playing poker against Big Mac and Rainbow Dash. Big Mac has sunglasses, just for the win.
Pinkie with TNT on her mouth, like it was a cigar. Looney Toons style.
Fancy Pants, Hoity Toity, Big Mac, Spike, Braeburn, Donut Joe (also known as Pony Joe), Soarin', Doctor Whooves, Flim and Flam wearing a tuxedo.
...and that's all, I'm not very imaginative right now. But the first one and the last one are cool. In fact, maybe I'll ask you to draw those if you don't do it for free. After all, I'm posting a review of DoH in a few hours...
So glad to hear that the stalinviews shall continue! I don't actually write fanfics, but I just love to read them whenever I come across them.
I'm assuming that Vinyl as a vampire isn't a very common subject, so probably this is the story you're looking for...
Rather than re-making this page over and over, you should probably just add a module with this information in it, like you did for your art. Add the blog posts below the art examples, if you're worried about spacing.
179061
If i place it below, many new guys who will go on mah page wont notice it. It must be visible right away
179078
You can put it where the blog posts are now. The pages are fully customizable.
I suggest putting the blog stuff below your art and putting a generic "this is how I do stuff" post at the top here.
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Hmmm. i guess i'll do as you say. thanks
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Always happy to help, comrade!