Fellating The Human Race · 10:49am Jul 23rd, 2014
Slow down there buddy, take your time, don't try to suck all seven billion dicks at once!
We've all seen them. It starts with another chliche story about humans being bastards and invading Equestria, you scroll through the comments and there's always that one guy... you know the guy.
Screw you and your subjective view on the world, humans are literally the... oh hold on (stops talking to suck another dick). Sorry, humans are literally the best thing to have ever existed in this universe and all other fictional worlds. Behold as I spam you with very exclusive evidence of this, completely ignoring any evidence to the contrary. I may even bitch about how other species are worse than us. This story that you wrote should follow my views on the human race to the letter, none of this individual nonsense about them needing to redeem themselves for being such... and they keep on coming (stops talking all together to continue fellating the human race)
Occasionally they may stop sucking their precious human penis and move on to fellating gun barrels, usually in some annoying attempt to show how humans are so technologically advanced and they would absolutely decimate ponies in these stories (having conveniently forgotten their previous argument of how humans would never stoop to such levels, being paragons of virtue and all that).
Now I wouldn't consider myself to be a misanthrope, I hate/am apathetic towards all living things equally (I'm an asshole like that). But I hope that one day, these users will sit down and realise that in a few thousand years, maybe even a few hundred years, the human race will die out.... and the universe will keep on moving without us, because in the grand scheme of things we aren't special in the slightest, just another tiny flicker of light amidst millions of others waiting to be extinguished.
I'll never understand why people are into this sorta thing. If I ever find a story like this that has horried rape scenes I think I'm gonna loose it.