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97xxfastbike


I am not a writer, I am someone who writes. Her name is Derpy Hooves. Han shot first. Applejack is best pony, but Rarity has some of the best lines. I do ride motorcycles. Keep the shiny side up!

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  • 406 weeks
    Ssgt Reckless

    A recent article on Yahoo news inspired me to write this blog / book review.
    https://www.yahoo.com/news/us-marine-corps-horse-honored-korean-war-valor-095238510.html
    Listed among the top 100 greatest heroes of the last century, is one SSgt Reckless; A Korean racehorse mare, often called a Mongolian, but her actual breed is a mystery.

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  • 415 weeks
    I want a rocking horse!

    https://67.media.tumblr.com/7ef76f0d43a08bee5ff56b84a12b80df/tumblr_o7c5i0BkbH1s02vreo1_250.gif

    hope to have my next chapter up by the weekend.

    See you all then.

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  • 429 weeks
    I'm still waiting...

    I finally have a FIMfiction reader that I know in real life! This wonderful person is such a bundle of color and energy that everyone she comes in contact with leaves feeling blessed. I am so unbelievably lucky to have met her, and to have her as an encouragement to my writing, and indeed she is such an blessing to my life. I consider her my 'Pinkie Pie' friend.

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  • 435 weeks
    sneek peek TAOL

    ...Or maybe it's just to prove that I am working on the next chapter, and not waiting for a month to go by... :derpytongue2:

    disclaimer: The writer reserves the right to change, alter, or delete any part or parts, up to and including all of what is written below.


    “I was told you weren’t wearing an undertail.” Celestia said quietly.

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  • 437 weeks
    Before I post the next chapter of TAOL...

    Because this issue has come up again from a pre-reader, I feel I must address it more completely here.

    Princess Celestia and Princess Luna had parents who gave them powerful magical weapons before they left. These weapons were imbued with the powers they (their parents) had, namely, the power of the sun and the moon. Or Solar and Lunar magic, if you prefer.

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Jul
10th
2014

What do you look like? · 6:18pm Jul 10th, 2014

A little glimpse at my method...
Okay... I want to write a story involving Princess Luna getting kidnapped...
Obviously I need a kidnapper. It should be somepony unassuming, somepony on the inside.
A mare. Yes, definitely a mare and a servant.
Great! Yeah, I think this will work. Now to think of a name!
What the hell should I call her?
Probably something evoking servitude, and yet I want it to reflect royalty or wealth, that will be important to her character... Sooo... Gold... Goldie... Golden?
No... Not Gold... Too precious, Too royal.
Precious Gems? No... Not a servile or practical use to them.
Platinum? No... Too... Clumsy.
Silver...? Hmmm... Yeah, I think Silver works. So then, Hi-Ho-Silver away!
Now... Silver what? ... Silver Spoon? No! That's already the name of a canon character, menso! Try again!
Silver Platter..? uh... no... evokes images of severed heads... (Bring me his head upon a Silver Platter) hehe! Oh, the picture that paints! Ewww!
Sooo... Silver... Fork...knife...cutlery...plate...candlestick...glass No! Silver Glass is contradictory!
So Silver...Cup...Tumbler...flute...chalice... Hmmm... Silver Chalice... Okay, green light! I christen thee, Silver Chalice! Kidnapper of Luna, and brains of the...merry band of...princess kidnappers... Or would that be 'ponynappers'?
Nevermind!
Okay now, I have a name, Silver should be a unicorn... So tell me, Silver Chalice... What do you look like?
White...? no... too Celestial
Gray... Ugh! No...too gray! And too Silver Spoon!
Silver... Isn't that kinda the same as gray?
Oh, criminey! this is getting boring! How long have I been staring at a blank screen?
FORTY-FIVE MINUTES?!?!
Oh, [forget] it! I have her name, I know she's a 'she' and a unicorn. That's all I need! I'm just going to start writing!
She can tell me what she looks like later.
Chapter 1. The Abduction of Luna...

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Comments ( 2 )

I wrote this after a careful reader realized that I hadn't told the readership how most of my major characters looked.
Unfortunately, he/she is correct.
Also unfortunate, the above description of my 'method' is pretty darn accurate retelling of the roadblock I suffer when creating characters. Most of the time, names and physical descriptions are a challenge. But I usually have a good idea for how I want them to act: Character.
This story is probably the worst case I had with figuring out how I wanted my main actors to look. (Names weren't easy either. I'm still undecided on Millstone's surname)

If you have a good idea of what a particular character should look like, I'm open to hear it!

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:twilightsheepish: I'm a he :eeyup:. That is a great way of naming.

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