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Mayhew Cullen


Forged from the eldest fires and cast upon the seething shore, broken and remade, alive and dead. We are killer and monster, savior and saint. Now I am become writer, creator of worlds.

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  • 295 weeks
    Again?

    Well true believers and other nonsensical monsters, it has happened again. Okay yeah I've been less active in recent times but-my stories are still somehow getting love.

    Love in this case is on specific soul who has made a YouTube reading of "A Mother's Love: The Directors Cut"!

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  • 330 weeks
    New Year, New Styles

    Suffice it to say my life is becoming the mess, but all is not lost. I have good friends, a tiny portion of my family still likes me, and Everfree Northwest is going to be great this year.

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  • 351 weeks
    As good as it gets...

    My life... seriously, I am not sick, I am not injured I am not in a situation where I need financial assistance to survive... I just can't seem to hold down a job...

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  • 364 weeks
    It Comes!

    Everfree Northwest 2017! I know, right? Only a few more days, plus for me, only one day of work.

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  • 370 weeks
    I Live! Sort of...

    Um... yeah. To say the least I am still alive, my story ideas are still fumbling about in my skull, and I will be attending Everfree Northwest with my delightful niece, who is more like a brony than I think she understands. She draws ponies, makes up stories about ponies, and analyzes the show when we watch together... in so much as she asks why things are hapening and what different ponies mean

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Jun
27th
2014

I have a problem... · 3:19pm Jun 27th, 2014

Not like a problem like I can't pay rent or afford to buy gas... because I can pay rent... and afford to buy gas.. also food. I'm really blessed in that I can afford to buy everything I need, even if I can't afford much else... I am happy...

Okay my problem is this... I have too much on my plate... I've bitten off more than I can chew... I can't think of any more metaphors for this.

I have two new stories I am writing, two updates for "To be her Mother" in the works, and I need to finish my auditions for Scribbler's "No Place like Home"

Okay the last one shouldn't take me more than ten minutes but I want to talk about stories anyway so... I have the motivation and the inspiration... I just don't have much time(work is crazy)

So here it goes my summer writing schedule!

First I will finish the next main story part for "To be her Mother" Hopefully writing will be done today and I will edit it and have it up by Tuesday.

Second, I want to finish writing the first part of a two part story I'm working on called "I Dream..." A little story that will feature something of a first for me, humanized ponies... sort of technically humanized pony because Twilight will be the only one. I won't give too much away, but it will be interesting for me to write it and I hope that it turns out alright, ETA... before August.

Third, a side story for "To be her Mother" that will feature a character I introduced earlier, giving her a little back story ad some development before I bring her into the main cast of "Mother knows Best" the planned sequel to "To be her Mother" I am planning far into the future! Well not that far... I want "Mother Knows Best" to debut in January or February... not that far off... the little side story should be up before August. Like wise there will be a similar side story for another character. It should be done before October. giving me plenty of time for my Halloween story and Christmas story...

FOUR! ...th... I am still working on"Nightmare's Moon" I am still a bit stuck on it and I might ask for help brainstorming something... but all in all the ETA has been pushed by these other projects. So before September is now the hopeful release date.

Fifth, All of this is tentative, based on whether or not I get any parts in Scribbler's new radio play. Even if I get a part... or two, I will still try to get as much of my own writing done as possible through the summer. I just hope I don't get inspired to write any more fics... like a Gilligan's Island ponified parody... DANG IT!

Six, seriously I had been thinking about it before, but now I know who should be the millionaire and his wife... and it is stupid how obvious it is. Can I get an "of course it would be those two you fool"? for the ever popular, and obvious, pairing of Fancy Pants and Fleur De Lis. Gilligan's spot would be taken by Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash as the Skipper, Twilight Sparkle as the Professor, Applejack as Mary-Anne... now all that remains is a proper Ginger... Don't give me one, I'm thinking Rarity, but that seems a bit obvious and Pinkie would feel left out... GRAH! Stop writing this story, Mayhew! ...Flutterhy's Island ETA... before 2020... that will give me plenty of time to abandon it for other more... edible ventures... I'm gonna get breakfast.

~So hath proclaimed the writer Mayhew Cullen and as it is in his mind, so it shall be.~

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~So hath proclaimed the writer Mayhew Cullen and as it is in his mind, so it shall be.~

Praise the almighty onion!

2239398 Sure, why not? Seriously try and think of a cuisine in the world that does not use some form of onion. Plus it means you aren't praising me, I'm just a guy. I'm only a god to the worlds I have created.

As for my little quote, basically it means that whatever is going on in my mind is what is going on in my mind. For example, whenever I think about pie, I am always thinking about pie. Or I always think about pie when I think about pie... Yes I am that crazy...

By the way I like your new picture.

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