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Mayhew Cullen


Forged from the eldest fires and cast upon the seething shore, broken and remade, alive and dead. We are killer and monster, savior and saint. Now I am become writer, creator of worlds.

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  • 294 weeks
    Again?

    Well true believers and other nonsensical monsters, it has happened again. Okay yeah I've been less active in recent times but-my stories are still somehow getting love.

    Love in this case is on specific soul who has made a YouTube reading of "A Mother's Love: The Directors Cut"!

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  • 328 weeks
    New Year, New Styles

    Suffice it to say my life is becoming the mess, but all is not lost. I have good friends, a tiny portion of my family still likes me, and Everfree Northwest is going to be great this year.

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  • 350 weeks
    As good as it gets...

    My life... seriously, I am not sick, I am not injured I am not in a situation where I need financial assistance to survive... I just can't seem to hold down a job...

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  • 363 weeks
    It Comes!

    Everfree Northwest 2017! I know, right? Only a few more days, plus for me, only one day of work.

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  • 369 weeks
    I Live! Sort of...

    Um... yeah. To say the least I am still alive, my story ideas are still fumbling about in my skull, and I will be attending Everfree Northwest with my delightful niece, who is more like a brony than I think she understands. She draws ponies, makes up stories about ponies, and analyzes the show when we watch together... in so much as she asks why things are hapening and what different ponies mean

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Aug
9th
2017

As good as it gets... · 3:57am Aug 9th, 2017

My life... seriously, I am not sick, I am not injured I am not in a situation where I need financial assistance to survive... I just can't seem to hold down a job...

I thought my job was going okay, sure I had to deal with people throwing things at me, but I only told them off or ask them "almost" gently to stop. Yet eventually we get to the part of things that lead us to others thinking, 'Oh that Mayhew, he's got the bad attitude because he doesn't smile and tell us he loves being treated like a lawn dart target. Thus we must destroy him because he'll never gets the opportunity to talk to the boss so he can voice his concerns/needs/stressors...'... Yeah, I got fired.

Sorry, I know you guys don't care about Reverse Deadpool's problems... I just wanted to voice it on an impartial forum... but since those aren't real, I'll just pollute my FiMFiction blog with fatigue and ... stuff... I just... I wish I could find a way to make enough money to live, plus go to Everfree Northwest every year without having to deal with people who don't take the time to realize that Asperger's is not something that just gets better if you smile at it aand treat it like Mayhew just has a bad attitude... Of course I have a bad attitude about people throwing dishes at me!

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Sorry about that... I'm gonna try to write tomorrow... unless I can get my sister to bring my niece over to help prevent my violent suicide... I'm not gonna kill myself. There are people who have it way worse than me and they wrote a book about it. Besisdes Suicide is the worst thing a person can do. If I killed myself, all the assholes win. So instead of a normal distraction for the evening I will leave you with the soothing sounds of an adorable Luna... on ice.

DANG IT! I couldn't find a good Luna on Ice picture...

No Woona, Don't cry! I'll get you pancakes!

Fine what will make you happy?

Ooooooooooooooooooooohh... kay...

As for the lovely humans and other readers across time and space... I'll see you at the next chapter.

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