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UnweptSchlipps


“This wine is too good for toast-drinking, my dear. You don't want to mix emotions up with a wine like that. You lose the taste.”

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  • 501 weeks
    Hia...Hia...Hiatus?

    Gosh dang it, I don't like that word. But as much as I dislike it, I finally got the stomach to put Too Close to the Sun and Elements of Love on hiatus for now. I should've known my two adventure stories would be the most difficult to put together. It really kinda stinks, because I have all these ideas and notes and dialogue written down in my notes, and yet my mind simply can't figure out how to

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  • 501 weeks
    New Story! Furry Contraband: Of Ice and Ivy

    Alright, alright, after almost three months after that preview I posted, I finally submitted the story to be approved. So if all things work out, it'll be up by the end of the day! I wanted to take time to write out more chapters so I could update frequently, but with school starting, I figured I should put it up before things get too hectic.

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  • 515 weeks
    Sneak Peek: Furry Contraband...2?

    So you know that story I did a while back about Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash smuggling little critters over the border that was surprisingly a pretty big hit (especially compared to my other stories)? Well guess what...


    They're. Back.

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  • 544 weeks
    New Story: Flimsy

    Heyo, my few but very awesome followers! So I just got a new story approved, and I hope you all come and check it out! It's a story revolving around the Flim-Flam Brothers, and how they meet up after going their seperate ways for a couple of years. If you like siblings, cider, bitter emotions, and jazz dancing, then I suggest you come on down and check it out!

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  • 551 weeks
    New Story: Quiet Place

    Greetings, loyal followers! My newest story is live: This Used to Be a Quiet Place. Please give it a look, and maybe a thumbs-up or two...if that's even possible. It's a little sad, slice-of-life fanfic. If you're in the mood for a simple, heart-tugging story, I think you'll enjoy it!

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Jun
21st
2014

Sneak Peek: Furry Contraband...2? · 11:41pm Jun 21st, 2014

So you know that story I did a while back about Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash smuggling little critters over the border that was surprisingly a pretty big hit (especially compared to my other stories)? Well guess what...


They're. Back.


Yes faithful followers of Furry Contraband, the story of everyone's favorite pegasi smugglers continues, because frankly, I couldn't get enough of them myself! And to introduce my first ever sequel story, here's a little sneak peek:


“W-w-what?”

“Oh, don’t sweat it, ‘Shy. This ain’t the first time I’ve dealt with the mob.”

She let those words hang in the air for a while, before Fluttershy responded with a quiet, “…What?”

The rainbow-maned pegasus sat down next to her friend, placing a hoof over her shoulder. Letting out a sigh, she said, “Listen, I guess we’re kinda roped into this now. And as much as this sucks…really though this sucks…this is literally the worst thing that could ever happen to us—.”

“I think I, um, get it, Dash.”

“But as long as we do this, everything’ll be okay. I know they’ve got this dumb honor code thing. So if we just do what they say, they’ll stay true to their word.”

“How do you know?”

“I read it in a Daring Do book.” Dash could feel the rather disapproving glare coming from Fluttershy’s eyes, so she shrugged and replied, “Hey, they’re technically nonfiction now. Don’t worry Fluttershy. If we can handle sneaking manticores and timberwolves over the border, this’ll be a piece of cake. Heck, they’ll probably give us something easier to handle than animals...like money or drugs.”

Drugs?

“So like I said, no sweat.”


There it is, folks. A glimpse into the upcoming adventure, featuring the cutest little smugglers this side of Equestria. It'll be coming soon everyone, so just stay tuned!

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