Wow, so apparently I published a story. · 3:03pm Jun 5th, 2014
I was pretty drunk, and I think my brain shut off and just started doing things of its own accord. I also noticed I used "lavender unicorn" in the short description to be an asshole.
As I said in the notes or somewhere, if that terrible thing goes over well somehow, I'd wanna expand it. It's very in media res right now, but I was channeling the copier chapter of Fight Club. Chuck Palahniuk wrote that bit as its own short story before he expanded it into a novel. Then hollywood raped it, left it for dead in an alley, and the majority of people don't even know that movie was based on a novel. Stay classy, America.
I digress. This was the first time I've moved past the 500 word mark without scrapping the whole thing. I read it sober and didn't hate it, so that's a plus. That's the Hemingway method, I believe. Massive brass balls, write drunk, and own 6 toed cats. I got at least two of them covered!
2179090 it's good, but not his best. I recommend Survivor and Rant. The latter being an absolute amazing mind fuck.