Stories that are insanely overused, and might cause North Korea to nuke us · 12:13am May 10th, 2014
So it's been like a month since my last blog post, mainly because I don't like ruining my perfect 1 story, with 2 blog posts
Oh Niall, you are so fantabulous!
K here, r some cliches that are worse than drowning puppies in acid.
Those Shipping stories that don't care about the actual ships having working sails
Okay lemme get this straight, I like ships, especially when they sail so smoothly the words melt together and create that warm fuzzy feeling you get when you stare longingly into a puppies eyes. But lately, the stories have been less about love, and more about the bed. They focus more about the clop, why? Because they know horny bronies will read the words and get aroused because they know they will never have the "sex". What happened guise? The old small crush stories need to be revived, rather than having X Likes X So they do sex.
Those bloody cosplayer in Equestria stories
NO JUST NO
They over glorified the mary stu and made it into a series. What else can be said!
Anthro
I'm pretty sure this only exists so people don't feel bad about wanking to horses.
Human in barlgh
These can be done well, extremely well in fact! But, for every awesome HiE there's around 5 absolutely rubbish ones. Ones that are like
"Jimmy, somday I wnt teh go teh Equestria!"
"Oh look an protal"
*Proceeds to become instant friends with all their fav pons*
All stupid fics that make the feature box somehow
The ones that are so bad, they make Saddam look like Ghandi, the ones that make you want to throw up because they are so stupid and convoluted.
The ones that get all the views while your fic gets buried in Alicorn OCs.
Yea, those ones.
Thanks guise for following meh, I know I don't post much, because I suck at life.
I laugh at this because it's the flame war in the comment section that usually does it.
Just because people are talking in the story and using it a thread doesn't mean they are parsing it.
What are these things? I've seen people complaining about them but I have yet to read one.
2093927 I envy you brother
They always have some douchebag going to a damn convention, then they get teleported into equestria and have the superpowers from the character they were cosplaying
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Oh man... That's sad.
2094295 It's utterly awful man
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So if I dress up as God then I literally become God?
AWESOME!!!
2185705 Apparently
I was thinking about writing a person who got transported to Equestria already thinking they had superpowers because of reasons(medical). When they get there, magical therapy happens and ponies take them in to be rehabilitated and then sent back to live a happier, mental illness free life.
Also, this blog post is good. I like it when folks point out the overused clichés that I'm not always aware of Cuz I don't read all that much anymore.
2233485 The Cosplayer in Equestria stories are just bullocks. Your story idea could work, but of course no one would think of that, and instead we get 5 million fics about Captain America fighting Nazis in Canterlot.
I don't read much anymore either, I just look at Plan 9 or Rage reviews to see what everyone thinks of the stories in the feature box