May
4th
2014
Diary Logs of a Prenuptial Agreement 1: Maid of Honor. · 9:11pm May 4th, 2014
Taver-Tots and Vinny are getting married? You know, I heard through the vine grove that they were... And what? They didn't wanna through my phone a line and give me the know when the biscuits were baking? No. Vin goes telling a baker about the biscuits, and asks a ye-haw for bakes. That burns my bun basket, brostradomis...
Nah! I don't really burn! Be honest, biscuits always burn when I butt in on the bake. So, better they skip me for baking the biscuits, bromethious. Still, VO is my OTP, FYI. JK LOL. Ahh... Good times.
Really? No mixed words, silly talk, or anything like that? I am happy. SO happy. I am a maid of honor... So I get to plan the shower! You know what that means?
Dicks. Dicks everywhere.
Dicks... like literally dicks? Is there gonna be a some sort of bachelor's party for the mares? What do you call a pre-wedding party for females?
A bachelorette party
They didn't wanna throw my phone a line. I'm pretty sure that's what you meant