Who shall come to mine aid?

My most trusted readers I am once again hard at work every day adding to the only medium that I can propagate well enough to accurately articulate my artist attributes. It will be in the near future that I will require your criticizing gaze. I wish not your praise but your discontent for it is the violet and painful erosion that makes gems out of ugly ore. Beauty and wonder is the result of pain and hard work, ask any new mother as she looks down at her creation.
While a veteran is valued it is new blood that can show a fresh path. Time is not nigh but near.
Translation:
I need a pre-reader for Twilight at the Disco. Someone who hasn’t done it before. (for me if you’ve done it before for others its fine) and also someone who has. I don’t need your help right away but in upcoming weeks.
Who wants to help?

(as you can see I'm in a writing mood)

Comments

[Super Trampoline]

Me!

[Sapphire Secrets]

I can help~
You might want to message me over deviantart when you need assistance, I'll get the message faster

[Breakfateschain]

I've helped before, and would be willing to help again

[D0CT0RWHOOVES]

if you ever need my help, you need but ask

[CanterlotCrusader]

I can't think of a reason you want an unskilled pre-reader, except you may want fresh ideas or something of the sort.

I'd be happy to pitch in if that's the case. If you just want a living spellchecker, than I think the job would be better spent elsewhere. I've gotten better because of this site overtime, but I know some grammar Nazis are eager to help you. Let's hope to see you write!

[Murder Knight]

I can do it. No, really, I can.

[Gale the Anarchist]

I can help any time you need it. If it gets one of my favourite fic's updated, I'll do anything.

PS: 'thy' means 'your'. You wanted 'Who shall come to mine aid'. Easy mistake that I myself have made at times.

[6ix]

2066765 correcting me on old English literature?

I think I know who I'm using

[Gale the Anarchist]

2066868
And yet the title has changed since I mention the fact. Either I misread or you changed it and are too proud to admit it. Either one's fine, I just find it kinda funny.

[6ix]

2066883 you misread my point, t'is ok

[Gale the Anarchist]

2066892
Hahaha

[Gale the Anarchist]

2066892

I just re-read the message. Now i feel stupid.

[6ix]

2066908

Only the truly stupid don't not know of their stupidity

[Gale the Anarchist]

2066974
1) yay! I'm not stupid!
2) who did that quote come from and why are they so awesome?

[6ix]

2066991 Its my own actually, its from a paper I wrote. There was a small section about ignorance, education, and intelligence.

[Gale the Anarchist]

2067120
You still haven't answered why you're so awesome.

[6ix]

2067205 I'm not. I'm just expressive.
but thank you.

[Gale the Anarchist]

2067234
You are very welcome