On rusty horseshoes · 9:48pm Apr 28th, 2014
At the end of "Sleepless in Ponyville," Dash gives the olden pony a rusty horseshoe in Scoots' dream to make her leave Scoots alone. And now we know that Dash had a lucky rusty horseshoe until she traded it away. Therefore Scoots thinks Dash values her safety at least as much as Dash values her lucky rusty horseshoe.
And don't underestimate how much value that is. Dash thinks her rusty horseshoe has comparable value to a signed first-edition Daring Do book, and she also will at certain times place the value of such a book as strictly greater than the value of her oldest friend.
Basically, Scoots thinks Dash likes her more than Fluttershy. What a big head she's got.
The math checks out!
. . . I actually cannot remember if this post was partially serious or completely silly. And I can't tell from reading it either.