). I want to tell you all about where I've been, what I've been up to, and share my journey with you guys. You were all around for some of the best times, and I felt it's only right to open back up again and50 Questions · 12:20am Apr 12th, 2014
So this popped up in my notifications earlier today from good ol' Jakey, and figured 'Well, why the hell not? Should kill a few minutes.'. So here we go!
1. Are you male or female: Last time I checked, I was still a dude.
2. In all honesty, what kind of pony would you be: Probably a unicorn. I'm big into learning and the arts.
3. What would your cutie mark be: I'm gonna say a fountain pen. Yep, I still write with them.
4. Where in Equestria would you live: Canterlot would be cool. Or Trottingham. I've always imagined it to be like a little hamlet in the woods. Or any place near the coast.
5. What was the last criminal/illegal/or otherwise naughty act you have committed: I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
6. Do you watch the intro theme song, or want to skip it as fast as possible: Skip if alone, watch if with friends.
7. Favorite piece of pony art (please keep it PG-13): I have this print. 
8. Do you own a car, if so what kind: A 2005 Honda Civic
9. What is your dream car: A black Audi A4
10. Or, f*** the car what kind of motorcycle do you have: None. I'm scared to death of them.
11. What is your dream motorcycle: No thank you.
12. What is your dream mode of transportation: Helicopter!
13. By the unknown powers at work you have been transported to Ponyville still a human, what is the first thing you do: Slap myself in the face, do a double take, then do that little hysterical laugh people do when they can't believe something's real. Then high tail it to the library.
14. It seems you are stuck in Equestria till you fulfill some ancient prophecy you Gary/Mary Sue, what is your reaction: 
15. Congratulations! You have somehow saved all of Equestria with the help of the main six, do you wish to return home or stay here: Hmmmmm... Stay.
16. That question doesn’t matter, you are stuck here for the rest of your life, reaction: OH WELL OKAY THEN FREE WILL IS DEAD. Guess I'm moving in with Twilight.
17. Seems that you are not alone, name the three other Fimfiction writers, artist, or just random people you would like to be stuck with in the world of magical talking ponies: Gotta take Jake, cuz he's my best brony bro and I know he'd want to have at the Royal Guards. Hmm... I'd probably take my little bro, because he'd be heartbroken if I didn't, and my pal who runs our brony group. He'd never forgive me if I left him behind.
18. You are stuck on a desert island, who would you want to be stucked with you and why: "Stucked"...? Okay then, um... pass. I'll die alone.
19. What was your favorite subject in school, recess and lunch do not count: English (duh!)
20. What was your least favorite subject in school: Math
21. Who was the dumbest person you have ever come across (Captain Unstoppable is a reasonable answer): My friend Chris.
22. What is your sport of choice: I do not.
23. What sport do you just suck at: Yes.
24. Pinkie Pie vs. Deadpool in a battle of random, who would win: Implying they wouldn't combine their randomness powers for the benefit of man and pony kind? 
25. What is your favorite show outside of MLP: I dig Doctor Who and The Blacklist.
26. What would your dream Heaven be: I have a lot of ideas about Heaven. Equestria would be a nice start.
27. Your personal hell: Babysitting the Cake foals.
28. Five favorite types of music: Rock
29. Sexual preference: Straight as an arrow.
30. Watch any abridged series, or have no idea what the hell that is, so what is your favorite parody: Yu-gi-oh the Abridged Series tickles my humor and my nostalgia. It's a win-win!
31. Favorite non-alcoholic drink: Sunkist
32. Favorite drink with alcohol: Jim Beam on the rocks
33. Do any martials arts or have done any martial arts, if so what kind: Negative.
34. One thing you would change in MLP, what would that be: Make more SoL episodes like Season One did. They're getting back into it from time to time, but the long story arcs aren't doing anyone any favors, it seems.
35. If you could have any superpower what would it be: Teleportation
36. Now in all likeliness, what power would you have: Invisibility
37. Superhero, or Supervillain: I'd like to think I'd be the good guy.
38. Favorite movie of all time: Black Hawk Down
39. Least favorite movie of all time: Shawshank Redemption
40. Batman vs. Captain America who would win and why: Batman forever.
41. Out of the main six, who would you want to go hang out with: Hmm... Twilight or Applejack.
42. Out of all the ponies, who would you want to hang with: Shining Armor would be bro as hell. Soarin would be pretty cool too.
43. Any pony you would want to date: Twily! 
44. Sexiest person ever in your opinion: Me. Nah, just kidding, amigo. I have no idea.
45. Any fears you would like to share: Heights. I don't like being on the edge. I like falling though.
46. Is there a story behind this fear: I don't think so... just anxiety, I think.
47. How did you find fimfiction: Equestria Daily
48. Congrats! You have won $500,000,000 and you have to pay no taxes on it, what will you do with it: Pay off all my family's debts, my parents' mortgage, pay off mine and my brother's college tuitions, put some aside to live comfortably for the rest of my life, then divide the rest amongst my family and charities.
49. You were Elected President of the United States or foreign equivalent, what shall you do first: Create a strict spending budget to balance the federal deficit, switch to an isolationist stance for the first term to recuperate economically and politically and fix the issues at home primarily. Then, when we're back on our feet, we can return to international dealings.
50. Did you enjoy test two, or do you think Captain Unstoppable is just wanting to get more people to like him: This was test two? There was a first one? I think I was absent that day, teacher.
And here's the questions below if you'd like to do your own. Have fun!
1. Are you male or female:
2. In all honesty, what kind of pony would you be:
3. What would your cutie mark be:
4. Where in Equestria would you live:
5. What was the last criminal/illegal/or otherwise naughty act you have committed:
6. Do you watch the intro theme song, or want to skip it as fast as possible:
7. Favorite piece of pony art (please keep it PG-13):
8. Do you own a car, if so what kind:
9. What is your dream car:
10. Or, f*** the car what kind of motorcycle do you have:
11. What is your dream motorcycle:
12. What is your dream mode of transportation:
13. By the unknown powers at work you have been transported to Ponyville still a human, what is the first thing you do:
14. It seems you are stuck in Equestria till you fulfill some ancient prophecy you Gary/Mary Sue, what is your reaction:
15. Congratulations! You have somehow saved all of Equestria with the help of the main six, do you wish to return home or stay here:
16. That question doesn’t matter, you are stuck here for the rest of your life, reaction:
17. Seems that you are not alone, name the three other Fimfiction writers, artist, or just random people you would like to be stuck with in the world of magical talking ponies:
18. You are stuck on a desert island, who would you want to be stucked with you and why:
19. What was your favorite subject in school, recess and lunch do not count:
20. What was your least favorite subject in school:
21. Who was the dumbest person you have ever come across (Captain Unstoppable is a reasonable answer):
22. What is your sport of choice:
23. What sport do you just suck at:
24. Pinkie Pie vs. Deadpool in a battle of random, who would win:
25. What is your favorite show outside of MLP:
26. What would your dream Heaven be:
27. Your personal hell:
28. Five favorite types of music:
29. Sexual preference:
30. Watch any abridged series, or have no idea what the hell that is, so what is your favorite parody:
31. Favorite non-alcoholic drink:
32. Favorite drink with alcohol:
33. Do any martials arts or have done any martial arts, if so what kind:
34. One thing you would change in MLP, what would that be:
35. If you could have any superpower what would it be:
36. Now in all likeliness, what power would you have:
37. Superhero, or Supervillain:
38. Favorite movie of all time:
39. Least favorite movie of all time:
40. Batman vs. Captain America who would win and why:
41. Out of the main six, who would you want to go hang out with:
42. Out of all the ponies, who would you want to hang with:
43. Any pony you would want to date:
44. Sexiest person ever in your opinion:
45. Any fears you would like to share:
46. Is there a story behind this fear:
47. How did you find fimfiction:
48. Congrats! You have won $500,000,000 and you have to pay no taxes on it, what will you do with it:
49. You were Elected President of the United States or foreign equivalent, what shall you do first:
50. Did you enjoy test two, or do you think Captain Unstoppable is just wanting to get more people to like him:
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The BEST questionnaire I've seen in possibly all of my short life.
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I might be doing this as well. Look out.
*Flips table* Everybody's doing these lately. Also, I now know the fandom spans the total gap of motorcycle haters to motorcycle lovers.
Why the Shawshank hate? D:
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I generally dislike anything done by Stephen King. His work just doesn't do anything for me, I dunno. The only redeeming quality to the movie over the book was Morgan Freeman's terrific acting and wonderful voice.
You find the covers "hats" of the five military branches left unattended. USMC ARMY Air Force NAVY and coast guard. You have to take a dump in one. Whose cover do you shit in and who do you blame it on when they all come back so you can watch the aftermath