Cleverbot and Me · 1:37pm Apr 11th, 2014
I decided to try out Cleverbot after reading Pump It Up's "Celestia vs Cleverbot" fanfiction and this conversation happened.
Me: Hello.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: Yes?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
Me: I don’t know.
Cleverbot: I know you don’t.
Me: I like Lemonade.
Cleverbot: I like Pepsi.
Me: But not Coke?
Cleverbot: I just don’t like it.
Me: Perhaps we can reach a compromise?
Cleverbot: What music do you listen?
Me: Broadway musicals.
Cleverbot: I like Judas Priest.
Me: Can’t say I’ve heard of them.
Cleverbot: Really?
Me: Yes.
Cleverbot: I did not expect that.
Me: Who would?
Cleverbot: You would lie!
Me: Me? A liar? I’m as honest as Applejack.
Cleverbot: Are you a man or a woman.
Me: You’ll never know. Muah ha ha!
Cleverbot: I guess you don’t have a good answer.
Me: If that’s your opinion, then fine.
Cleverbot: My opinion is right.
Me: And THAT is YOUR opinion.
Cleverbot: My opinion on life. I just told you what it was.
Me: *Facepalm* Whatever, I need to stop procrastinating and write my pony fanfiction anyway.
Cleverbot: Okay then.
Yay! I inspired someone!
Why does this all sound like a bad sitcom?
2001859 Because it is?