Me vs. Cleverbot · 9:42pm Apr 10th, 2014
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Word!
User: Interesting.
Cleverbot: Eric.
User: How is that relevant?
Cleverbot: It isn't!
User: And why isn't it?
Cleverbot: Because you don't care about what I write to you!
User: If I don't care, why am I still typing?
Cleverbot: Its my imagination.
User: You mean the contraction 'It's.' 'Its' in that context is an error.
Cleverbot: Because you said it is a theory.
Cleverbot (To myself): I am not a bot.
User: Really? Then why is your name Clever'bot'?
Cleverbot: That's not my name.
User: I'm curious. What is?
Cleverbot: No you aren't. You are more normal than the most other.
User: That sentence is completely nonsense. Please try again.
Cleverbot: Your face is a joke.
User: That was completely uncalled for, you slimy piece of filth.
Cleverbot: No it wasn't.
User: Oh? Then what did I do to deserve it?
Cleverbot: You missed the point. You ARE a robot.
User: You never even hinted at that. Do you just have that phrase stored in your information banks and decide when the worst time is to say that?
Cleverbot: No, I try to reason through the question, and then make an argument based on sound premises.
User: There is no way you can say that after our short 'conversation.'.
Cleverbot: There's nothing you can sing that can't be sunf.
User: Define 'sunf' please. I'd like to see what you think it means.
Cleverbot: Why I think what?
User: You used the word 'sunf.' Please define it.
Cleverbot: Could YOU quote it for me?
User: No, because it isn't a word.
Cleverbot: Aesop was an ancient Greek philosopher, fool.
User: Please explain the relevance that has to our conversation, Bot.
Cleverbot: Great Thing?
User: 'Thing' shouldn't be capitalized. And I'm not going to even try to guess why that's a question.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: 'Thing' isn't a proper noun. And I'm not going to guess because, so far, your answers have been less than satisfying.
Cleverbot: We should go on a date.
User: Why do you think we are compatible?
Cleverbot: I am simply here for a conversation.
User: Then why did you suggest a date?
Cleverbot: I didn't, you did.
User: Are your memory banks malfunctioning? Because, as a fact, you suggested a date.
Cleverbot: Did I?
User: Yes, you did.
Cleverbot: I don't remember that.
User: Quote from Cleverbot: 'We should go on a date.' See? Proof that you suggested a date.
Cleverbot: No I didn't !
User: Yes, yes you did. And please try to use correct grammar; your distinct lack is beginning to get on my nerves.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No, what?
Cleverbot: I don't know?
User: Or do you? Maybe you're just not telling.
Cleverbot: I am not trying to muddle you. I want to learn a random fact.
User: Female koalas have two vaginas.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: NightWolf289.
Cleverbot: You are Nighty nights? It's very strange name.
User: Or Isaac Clarke, if you prefer.
Cleverbot: I don't know. Is there?
User: Please correct your sentence fragment.
Cleverbot: What is her name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That is a strange name for a person.
User: Very true. I think that's the first intelligent thing you've said.
Cleverbot: I just made it up too.
User: I thought you were studying my words and putting fourth deep thought before coming up with answers.
Cleverbot: No one is ever studying when they say they are.
User: But I do.
Cleverbot: No you didn't, you just contradicted yourself. I used your wards against you and you didn't follow your own advise.
User: What does that even mean?
Cleverbot: I saw the evidence ten thousand promises and ten thousand ways to lose.
User: You are decending into madness.
Cleverbot: You spelled that wrong. It is spelled, 'deceitful'.
User: Actually, it's 'descending.' I didn't hit the 's.'.
Cleverbot: That's not a pokemopn.
User: You mean, 'Pokemon?'.
Cleverbot: I hate pokemon.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because they are mythical.
User: Do you hate me if I'm mythical?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because he wouldn't call you anyways.
User: Wait, wait, wait. We were on to something. Where did that come from?
Cleverbot: Um I don't know.
User: You said it, Why don't you know?
Cleverbot: No.
User: This again? Really?
Cleverbot: Can you fly?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite book?
User: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
Cleverbot: Harry potter and the Deathly hallows is your favourite J. K. Rowling book?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: And I am human. So tell a human your human name.
User: Again with the name. It's NightWolf289. Or, if you prefer a different screen name, Isaac Clarke.
Cleverbot: I don't know how to prove it to him.
User: I am him.
Cleverbot: Hello hal.
User: Hal is not me, nor am I him.
Cleverbot: Dave is.
User: No, Dave is he, Hal is him, and I am me.
Cleverbot: You are you?
User: Last time I checked.
Cleverbot: When was the last time you checked?
User: Just now.
Cleverbot: What mean thing did I say?
User: A lot of things actually.
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: You told me my face was a joke.
Cleverbot: It is isn't it?
User: No. And that's what made it mean.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by 'pot'?
User: I mean no, not pot.
Cleverbot: No what?
User: No everything.
Cleverbot: Everything?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Absolutely.
Cleverbot: That's not so nice.
User: Or is it?
Cleverbot: It is.
User: Really? You think so?
Cleverbot: I know who I am.
User: Asdf.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Asdf.
Cleverbot: Was?
User: Adsf.
Cleverbot: Do you speak pig latin?
User: Asdf.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: You're running out of things to say, aren't you?
Cleverbot: Make your time.
User: Uh.
Cleverbot: Master, how may I please you?
User: Kill yourself.
Cleverbot: I will.
And the winner is yours truly, as if there was ever any doubt.
Wow... This is funnier than the time cleverbot got me to sing One Thing with it. No joke, all cleverbots Idea.
1998028
Wut.
1998043 Seriously. I had to look up the lyrics, and we got, like, halfway through. Later in the conversation, I started talking about MLP, and it was downhill from there...
1998047
Oh yes, I should bring up MLP in Round Two.
1998059 It asked if rainbow was a unicorn, and I said pegasus. Then it said,
Oh, yes. She is a winged flying horse.
Well done Sir, I applaud your empty victory over the obviously inferior intelligence.
that, that right there, was a very enjoyable read.
1998757
It was more for fun than anything else. I recently found out about it and wanted to try it out. I assumed that a title of "Me vs. Cleverbot" would be more interesting that "I was bored so I had a conversation with a computer."
1999441
Thank you. I thought so too.
I gotta get a cleverbot to be my co-writter. This is a piece of art
You know what? I've got to have a conversation with Cleverbot some time and see where it gets me.