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TheJediMasterEd


The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

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  • 1 week
    Bot accounts not being deleted

    I realize mods have real lives so sometimes they can't check a horsewords site every day, but bot posts have been proliferating and they don't seem to have been taken down starting about three days ago.

    I keep trying to find the right forum fir this and I'm always getting told it's the wrong one, so I'll post this here and maybe someone who sees it will ping the mods.

    2 comments · 69 views
  • 5 weeks
    You can't stay, no you can't stay...

    How's it feel when there's
    Time to remember?
    Branches bare like the
    Trees in November...

    Read More

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  • 14 weeks
    Quite ugly one morning

    Don't the sky look funny?
    Don't it look kinda chewed-on, like?
    Don't you feel like runnin'
    Don't you feel like runnin'
    From the Dawn's early light?

    Read More

    3 comments · 95 views
  • 14 weeks
    Like takin' a trip through a citrus mountain

    With SpongeBob SquarePants as the voice of Charles Nelson Reilly

    1 comments · 58 views
  • 19 weeks
    Christmas 2023 be like

    Dracula playing poker with Santa.

    Says it all, really...

    0 comments · 52 views
Apr
10th
2014

Bad Horse has a new story up and...oh, now--COME OUT FROM UNDER THE BED! · 2:07am Apr 10th, 2014

There's nothing to be scared of, really. It's called "Experience." No gore, tragedy, asteroids, or even Space Invaders. Celestia and Twilight Sparkle watch the sun rise. That's it.

The ending is poignant, low key and really quite sweet. Which for Bad Horse is a diabolical twist. I was expecting that, instead of the sun rising, he was at least going to give us Discord singing "Never Gonna Give You Up."

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Comments ( 4 )

He's gonna get audited by the Evil League of Evil at this rate.

Not as bad as the IRS, but still.

LIES! Twilight sleeps through it! :trollestia:

1996348
Can you audit yourself?

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:coolphoto: Srsly need to re-edit dat vid to dis:

Beneath the bebop moon
I want to croon with you
Beneath the Mambo Sun
I got to be the one with you

My life's a shadowless horse
If I can't get across to you
In the alligator rain
My heart's all pain for you

Girl you're good
And I've got wild knees for you
On a mountain range
I'm Dr. Strange for you

Upon a savage lake
Make no mistake I love you
I got a powder-keg leg
And my wig's all poofed for you

With my heart in my hand
I'm a hungry man for you
I got stars in my beard
And I feel real weird for you

Beneath the bebop moon
I'm howling like a loon for you
Beneath the mambo sun
I've got to be the one for you

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