Questions

Well, since Greatodyer and GeodesicDragon are doing these I figure, why the hay not?

1. What is your name?

Benedict.

2. How old are you?

20.

3. What country do you live in?

Great Britain.

4. What do you look like?

I wear glasses, have a permanently creased forehead and I'm already turning silver.

5. Who do you wished you looked like?

I wouldn't mind simply loosing the glasses really.

6. How did you come across MLP?

I was having a rubbish time in university and was going over YouTube, watched Applebuck Season, and that was that.

7. Favourite ship and why.

I guess BladeJack or AppleStar or whatever my readers want to call it doesn't count, so I'll say AppleDash, though I have no idea why.

8. Least favourite ship.

FlashLight. Do I need an explanation?

9. Have you admitted to anyone your love for ponies?

Both my parents know due to me, though my little sister found out when I went to Bristol for an MLP day at Forbidden Planet.

10. Were they family?

Well, I'm fairly certain.

11. Favourite episode?

A tie between Luna Eclipsed, For whom the Sweetie Belle tolls and Leap of Faith.

12. Favourite superhero?

Can't say I'm into all that, but in a pinch, Iron Man.

13. Favourite anti-hero?

Captain Nemo.

14. Favourite Supervillain?

No idea.

15. Favourite antivillain?

Again, no clue.

16. What was the last book you read?

The Seven Pillars of Wisdom by T.E Lawrence.

17. What was the last movie you watched?

Monsters University.

18. What is your favourite song at the moment?

Moonlight Serenade by the Glenn Miller Orchestra.

19. What is your favourite song that keeps coming back to you?

Raise this Barn, even though I can't unhear racist barn.

20. What is your current job?

I'm a student, though I am looking for employment in the summer.

21. What is your ideal future job?

Something in the Ministry of Defence, perhaps an analyst.

22. What is your dream job?

Pilot, non starter due to poor vision though.

23. What is your greatest achievement in life so far?

When applying to university, I was the only person in my school to get a scholarship and bursary.

24. What is your greatest failure?

I'm not sure, but there are many.

25.Do you have any pets?

Two dogs, two cats.

26. What is your dream pet?

A German Shepherd Dog.

27. Do you own any weapons?

I occasionally borrow my father's air rifle.

28. Is there any gun you want?

Colt 1911 Semi-automatic.

29. What religion are you?

I was raised an Anglican, protestant, but I have never been confirmed. I would say I'm agnostic.

30. If you could hang out with one historical person for a day, who would it be?

Gen. Robert. E. Lee.

31. If you could bring back one dead person for a day, who would it be?

My grandmother who passed away on 31st December 1999.

32. Are you political?

Having studied International Politics, I know one thing. Poli is the Greek word for many, and tics are blood sucking insects.

33. Are you married?

No, MLP has left me with a natural distrust of weddings.

34. Do you have a special somepony?

No.

35. Do you have a crush?

Again no.

36. Care to explain?

Love is a device invented by bank managers to make us overdrawn.

37. Do you consider yourself attractive?

No more than the next man.

38. If you could hang out with any living person, who would that be?

Tara Strong.

39. Who is your favourite pony?

It's a tie between Applejack and Princess Luna.

40. Any embarrassing secrets?

Of course.

41. If you have done any art or writing, what are you most proud of?

My Family and Other Equestrians. I was so certain my writing was awful until I published it on here.

42. Are you a virgin?

Yes, and I most likely will be for the foreseeable future.

43. What is the craziest thing you have done with no regrets?

I am not that kind of person, too reserved I'm afraid.

44. What is the craziest thing you have done that you do regret?

Feigned drunkenness to appear normal in university.

45. Do you have a fetish?

Yes.

46. Do you regret having that fetish?

I will find a way to fix it eventually.

47. What is your favourite FiMfiction story?

Breathtaking by fiXDbayonets. Go and read it.

48. What is your favourite quote?

Remember that you are an Englishman and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life. - Cecil Rhodes.

49. Have you ever hurt someone just to hurt them?

No, I like to think I am not that cruel.

50. Did you answer these questions honestly?

Yes. Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.

Thus ends my longest ever post. Feel free to ask me for clarification on my answers if you wish, comment below..